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Juggernaut

Marvel Comics X-Men villain. Also the baddest mothafucker in the world. Have you even seen a costume like his? He'll hit you with your own pimp, pimp smack your ass, make you his hooker, and then it'll be time for him to take his prize. Do you not know who he is?
Are you a fuckin' ass? Do you not know who I am? He must not know who I am. I'm the Juggernaut...BITCH! Im'ma hit you with yo' own pimp!
by Colin P. M. June 11, 2006
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Jurgen Flopp

An overated manager that blames the wind when he loses
Liverpool drop points to Everton Jurgen Flopp blames the wind
by Amazing 1356 May 30, 2021
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Juggernaut

1. Refers to a person or machine that is unstoppable; the "tank" of a group.

2. A villain from X-Men with a cone-shaped helmet.
1. "Man, that new mobile weapon is gonna be our juggernaut."

2. "Do you know who I am? You must not know who I am. I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!!!"
by Sleeper723 April 18, 2006
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juggerbitch

A female with intimidating, male-like muscle structure that resembles the Juggernaut

The female version of juggernaut
"Hey man do you see how much weight that juggerbitch is lifting? Holy shit!!" "She looks like a dude!! I bet if she lifts that shit one more time one of her tits will explode!" "Oh shit it's the juggerbitch!"
by Brett "B-Dub Whitey" October 14, 2009
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milk jugger

Milk jugging is the process of jacking off into a gallon milk jug, while then leaving the cum dumpster for your female co occupants to find. The family dog is the usual finder of the milk juggers dumpster. When the dog finds the jug and chews on the lid the odor escapes the jug causing a stink bomb effect. Scientist are working on finding the link that causes good wholesome kids to become juggers. Most speculate that its just the little bit of pain caused by your dick scrapping along the inside edge of the jug, which some juggers claim is just enough pain to get them off. It could also be the fact that most jiggers are raised in a house of women who have never taught the young jugger the real use of a tissue. Keep jugging Parker James, someday your sister and I will have great stories to tell you future wife.
Sister: mom what the hell is this?
Mom: what the fuck is that?
Sister: it doesnt smell like rotten milk.
Older brother: ive only heard stories of this. But this sounds like a case of a milk jugger jugging some milk.

Sister: what the fuck is milk jugging? Never mind I dont wanna know.
by The Milkin' Milkman May 24, 2014
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juggernaut punch

A massive punch, intended for TKO's. The punch is accomplished by running at full speed towards the opponent, the person performing the punch then cocks their arm back as they get closer to their opponent. Upon coming in range of the opponent, the person performing the punch then focuses all their strength and energy into the punch and then releases it into the opponents skull. 100% of the time the opponent will fall to the ground and roll. It is also acceptable to use the juggernaut punch as a sucker punch from behind, as this is how it was first performed. If the juggernaut punch is performed, and the user exclaims "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!" and/or achieves a TKO, it is considered epic.
"Dude! Yancy just juggernaut punched that kid in the back of the head and he rolled across the street!"
by Xero Anarian January 4, 2007
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Juggersaurus Rex

A female with such large tits that they are compared to the size of a prehistoric creature
Inbetweeners:

"Cor, Check out the Juggersaurus Rex"

"Shit, and it's Carly"
by Mendoza1 May 31, 2009
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