junked (it) up

To screw up.

Greg tried to make dinner but he totally junked (it) up and burnt everything.

Dan junked up his elbow and shoulder learning to snowboard.

by skryblz March 25, 2009

Junked

When Urban Dictionary editors reject your definition despite there being thousands of way worse definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Hey man, I went to put some awesome definitions on Urban dictionary and I got junked.

by Durr??? July 28, 2014

juned

1. a term describing one who is mysteriously turned on by girls or women getting hit by large automobiles, such as trucks or vans.
2. a stupid variation of "getting served".

Aww.. damn.. poor lady got hit by a bus, and he was juned.
Wow.. look at those dance moves.. that poor bastard just got Juned!

by Anonmyous May 13, 2005

junked

secretly leaving a picture of ones balls and/or scrotum on someones digital camera for them to find later.

I totally junked Simon last night!

by DrunkenMonkey420 October 5, 2006

junxed

1)usually followed by "out";wasted out of one's mind, stoned, high
2)rockin out in a band

"Steve and Dan were so junxed out they castrated a cat"
"you see chad junx the other night? his band is kickass"

by smilewhilebleeding March 26, 2004

Junked

TO 'Junk' a mate is to set him up with an ugly chick. SO when telling your friends you would say 'I Junked barry so hard today!'

Man i junked Barry so hard today, i swear that chick had more acne craters then Jupiter!

by Hammy_string June 24, 2009

Junked up

What the crew chief says when it takes him 5 minutes to hook a nozzle up to the SPR.

"Hey man, your hose is junked up."

by OH OH SHIZAM March 14, 2010