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Junk-Slap

Occurs when a man accidently hits himself in the junk as a result of a limb that has gone awry, or from an out-of-control object.

Usually acompanied by witnesses singing to the tune "Love Shack," except replacing the lyrics with "Junk Slap."
He junk-slapped himself while drumming.

"Sweet beaver! I junk-slapped myself!!!"
by RoflDave April 20, 2009
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JUNKY STUNT

A person who trys to trick you or someone who act like they forgot to pay up.
You: Where is my money?
Person: I will give it to you tomorrow.
You: Don't make me put a foot in your ass.
Person: I promise, I will.
You: Ok, you better watch it or be a victim.

tomorrow never comes. thats a junky stunt.
by MARIO ELLIS September 8, 2007
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junk shot

1. During exuberant play the toddler gave his dad an accidental junk shot he's staggering to recover from.

2. During exuberant drilling BP's negligent greed gave the planet a junk shot that it's staggering to recover from.
by ctrlU May 27, 2010
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Junk Slam

inserting ones junk inside while having intercorse
by batnumberone June 24, 2011
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junk selfies

Pictures you take of your genitals and/or breasts (I.e. junk).
I sent Jon some junk selfies over my lunch break today, he said they were so good it made it hard for him to work.
by Strawberry Milk March 5, 2014
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junk science

To Republicans: global warming, the link between second-hand smoke and cancer, and evolutionary biology. To Democrats: creationism, abstinence-only sex education, and supply-side economics.
Ronald: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
George H. W.: Sounds like voodoo economics to me.
George W.: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
Al: We've heard of all that junk science before. We need to focus on climate change!
George W.: Now that's junk science!
by DrSamba February 21, 2009
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junk shot

the dumbest solution to a major oil spill in the history of the world where scientists plan on chucking trash into the leak hoping it will block it.
joe: what the fuck are you scientists thinking?

scientist: uhhhhhhh ummmmm OH! how bout we throw trash into it we can call it the junk shot!!! *chucks shit in pipe to oil spill hole*
by tellitlikeitis252 May 27, 2010
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