Occurs when a man accidently hits himself in the junk as a result of a limb that has gone awry, or from an out-of-control object.
Usually acompanied by witnesses singing to the tune "Love Shack," except replacing the lyrics with "Junk Slap."
Usually acompanied by witnesses singing to the tune "Love Shack," except replacing the lyrics with "Junk Slap."
by RoflDave April 20, 2009
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Person: I will give it to you tomorrow.
You: Don't make me put a foot in your ass.
Person: I promise, I will.
You: Ok, you better watch it or be a victim.
tomorrow never comes. thats a junky stunt.
Person: I will give it to you tomorrow.
You: Don't make me put a foot in your ass.
Person: I promise, I will.
You: Ok, you better watch it or be a victim.
tomorrow never comes. thats a junky stunt.
by MARIO ELLIS September 8, 2007
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n. a punch in the nuts.
1. During exuberant play the toddler gave his dad an accidental junk shot he's staggering to recover from.
2. During exuberant drilling BP's negligent greed gave the planet a junk shot that it's staggering to recover from.
2. During exuberant drilling BP's negligent greed gave the planet a junk shot that it's staggering to recover from.
by ctrlU May 27, 2010
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Get the Junk Slam mug.I sent Jon some junk selfies over my lunch break today, he said they were so good it made it hard for him to work.
by Strawberry Milk March 5, 2014
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Ronald: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
George H. W.: Sounds like voodoo economics to me.
George W.: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
Al: We've heard of all that junk science before. We need to focus on climate change!
George W.: Now that's junk science!
George H. W.: Sounds like voodoo economics to me.
George W.: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
Al: We've heard of all that junk science before. We need to focus on climate change!
George W.: Now that's junk science!
by DrSamba February 21, 2009
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joe: what the fuck are you scientists thinking?
scientist: uhhhhhhh ummmmm OH! how bout we throw trash into it we can call it the junk shot!!! *chucks shit in pipe to oil spill hole*
scientist: uhhhhhhh ummmmm OH! how bout we throw trash into it we can call it the junk shot!!! *chucks shit in pipe to oil spill hole*
by tellitlikeitis252 May 27, 2010
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