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Jungus

The fungus that grows on your junk. Jungus can be contracted from skanks, ho-bags, and gutter sluts. Particularly serious cases can cause small pink and purple mushrooms to grow on and out of the genitals. It is particularly common in the city of Fitchburg, Massachusetts.

The anal equivalent of jungus is bungus.
How's the jungus you got from Linda doing? Still oozing?
by I don't have Jungus February 28, 2009
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Juneuary

When the weather reaches abnormally high temperatures in winter, namely January, causing it to feel like the middle of June.
"It was seventy degrees over Martin Luther King weekend!"
"Dude, that's like Juneuary."
by ilovethecolorblue January 26, 2010
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Jungus

When two or more people are involved in a molestation-like activity resulting in extreme Amazon jungle sex; almost rape, but you want it.
"Yo me and my ho got in a fight last night and then afterwords we had some crazy make-up Jungus!"
by JungusFiend December 2, 2009
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jungus

jungus to the bungus
by Anonymous October 22, 2003
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Junes

A cool man. Really cool and strong too.
Seems quiet and hard to approach but truly sweet and kind-hearted. He is thoughtful and so funny you would spit your water out of your nose.
You're cool. You must be Junes, then.
by oliver-ts January 4, 2019
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Junester

James is a junester He was born on 1st of june.
by Kd) June 15, 2019
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Junes

multiple Junior Chicken's from McDonalds
Guy 1: Yo bro lets go grab some junes before we leave.
Guy 2: okay dope, I'm hungry
by thejunesguy June 8, 2021
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