Croatian Flesh Joust

A sexual act which involves a male and a female, completely naked. They begin on opposite sides of a room and begin to run towards each other at top speed while they simultaneously leap into the air and spread their legs which then the male attempts to penetrate his ding dong into the female crevis. If performed perfectly (rarely happens), then the Croatian Flesh Joust is a unimaginable sensation.

I went to the bar last night and picked up some chick who was totally wasted. I was feeling risky so I decided to try the Croatian Flesh Joust on this girl, i miserably failed and now my ding dong has been hurting for the past two weeks... Never again.

by Croatian1111 January 23, 2014

Jousma

A group of people who know how to have a good time, but can be a little too much to handle if you can't keep up

Those Jousma's kept me up all night!!!

by Oh Yes! April 11, 2009

Butt-Jouster

A homosexual who does a running start to engage in anal sex with his male parter.

Jesus! Look at that F*ing butt-jouster! He gives a new meaning to the term, "I will get medieval on your hinee!"

by G-Stein May 20, 2007

Confused Jouster

Medieval term used to describe the ‘reverse cowgirl’ position. Used prior to the invention of the word ‘cowgirl’.

Forsooth, friend Catesby! Yon wench passed the previous evening in my chambers where she attempted a manner of copulation quite astounding. As she crouched astride my manhood, I could only imagine the poor woman to be akin to some sort of confused jouster mounting their steed in reverse.

by EvilBiscuit June 17, 2013

hilt jousting

The act of two males sword fighting using their erect penises, often to duel for a woman's affections

They decided to settle their differences through hilt jousting

by No puttz January 24, 2015

Dick Jousting

When two guys get raging boners and run into each other at full speed until one man gives up.

1) Hey sweet boner. Wanna dick joust?
2) Flip a coin? Fuck that I'll dick joust you for it
3) Rock Paper Scissors is for pussies. Dick jousting solves all problems

by Goochtastic September 4, 2013

JustaMinx

ustaMinx is a 34 year old american youtuber, mostly known for being one of the most family friendly content creators and being the principal face of the anti-alcohol campaign in the whole internet. She has brown eyes and her height is about 4'8. It wouldnt be an extra fact that she has had about 69 romantic couples in her whole life, and apparently being "irish" according to the pride flag on the back of her room.

pls accept this it would be so funny i swear

Posers: isnt JustaMinx that weird bitch on LoH-
Me, a true fan: shut up, poser.

by ohhi_sharts.and.twerks June 24, 2021