1 a swedish name for male.
2 a boy who is nothing but nice and lovely.not all girls like joakim,cuz sometimes he seems to spend more time with computer instead of girls.but the real joakim is caring,humble,and incredibly smart.sweet boy in all!
2 a boy who is nothing but nice and lovely.not all girls like joakim,cuz sometimes he seems to spend more time with computer instead of girls.but the real joakim is caring,humble,and incredibly smart.sweet boy in all!
-i think im gonna define a word on urban dictionary.
-that is?
-joakim.
-whoa,i know.will u ask him to see ur definition?
-no?mby he will find out it someday.and its a little bit stupid anyway.
-haha,i can see that.
-that is?
-joakim.
-whoa,i know.will u ask him to see ur definition?
-no?mby he will find out it someday.and its a little bit stupid anyway.
-haha,i can see that.
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Person 1: Hey have you read Kakegurui Twin?
Person 2: Yes! My favorite character is Sachiko Juraku and I also simp for her
Person 2: Yes! My favorite character is Sachiko Juraku and I also simp for her
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Get the sachiko juraku mug.Jora is the name for a girl who just doesn't know how amazing she really is. She is Nice, Loving, Beautiful, Intellectual, and Most Perfect girl ever. She can bring out the smiles of the saddest people. Her Beauty can Light even the Darkest of Places. Her boyfriend may be shy but inside he just cannot stop smiling. Her smile is contagious. Everyone is out of her league simply because she is in a League of her Own.
P.S. She loves math games ;)
P.S. She loves math games ;)
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To come op with a solution, that is briljant, yet so simple, that only a true Jorik would have been able to find it.
To come op with a solution, that is briljant, yet so simple, that only a true Jorik would have been able to find it.
"Ofcourse! Now you`ve added water, it all works splendid! You really managed to jorik this problem."
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Get the Jorik mug.1.Noun- an ambiguous term known only by Canadians. The noun form has a variety of different meanings all of witch are uncertain.
ex. Youve got alot of jornk in there.
2. Verb - again this usage is ambiguous and has a variety of different meanings. Its verbal form can take on the forms jornks, jornked, jornking, or jornksings.
ex. Hey you stop jornkin over dare.
3. Adjective- This form can describe any noun in any language. It is uncertain, however, what this discription means.
ex. The jornked moose is nolonger living.
4. Adverb- this form can describe any verb or any other adjective, including the adjective form of the word jornk which can describe the noun form of the word jornk which can assume the action of the verb form of jornk.
ex. The jornky jornked jornk jornked maple syrup.
ex. Youve got alot of jornk in there.
2. Verb - again this usage is ambiguous and has a variety of different meanings. Its verbal form can take on the forms jornks, jornked, jornking, or jornksings.
ex. Hey you stop jornkin over dare.
3. Adjective- This form can describe any noun in any language. It is uncertain, however, what this discription means.
ex. The jornked moose is nolonger living.
4. Adverb- this form can describe any verb or any other adjective, including the adjective form of the word jornk which can describe the noun form of the word jornk which can assume the action of the verb form of jornk.
ex. The jornky jornked jornk jornked maple syrup.
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Get the Jornk mug.A state of being induced by consumption of mass quantities of Majorska Vodka. Consists of serious delusions of sobriety, where one thinks and feels as though they are completely sober, to go as far even as feeling a sort of "divine" sobriety, which allows them a conceived "better" understanding of situations and "the way things are." In reality, to any third party observer, the "Jorsked" one appears too hammered to even be walking, never mind using his newfound "mystical insight" to solve the problems of the world, or whatever warped crap the individual can dream up. Upon pointing this out, however, one will quickly face heated retaliation from the Jorsked beast. The resistance usually occurs in three stages:
1) denial (the Jorsked one claims to be sober)
2) anger (the Jorsked is furious you would doubt them)
3) violence, laughter, or tears (the Jorsked beast will break into one of the emotional directions, and break hard)
The aforementioned brand, and only the aforementioned brand (and it's triple crown) is known to induce this mystical, almost unreal, state of being.
Caution: A Majorska lover can become overly protective of his supply of the swill. Borrow with caution -- or swift, thoughtless violence can result.
...Yes, it will make a new man out of you - and he wants some too.
1) denial (the Jorsked one claims to be sober)
2) anger (the Jorsked is furious you would doubt them)
3) violence, laughter, or tears (the Jorsked beast will break into one of the emotional directions, and break hard)
The aforementioned brand, and only the aforementioned brand (and it's triple crown) is known to induce this mystical, almost unreal, state of being.
Caution: A Majorska lover can become overly protective of his supply of the swill. Borrow with caution -- or swift, thoughtless violence can result.
...Yes, it will make a new man out of you - and he wants some too.
"Man, I just drank a fifth (750ml) of Majorska all by myself. I'm so Jorsked, but I know I'm good to drive."
"Look at that guy. What the hell is wrong with him? He can't even speak, never mind walk, but he's still drinking... Oh, he must be Jorsked."
"Look at that guy. What the hell is wrong with him? He can't even speak, never mind walk, but he's still drinking... Oh, he must be Jorsked."
by MMA - The original Jorsk KING! December 1, 2006
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