joo 

Alteration of the name Judy

I was with my beloved Joo last night...it was so romantic

joo by Kathryn January 21, 2005

joo 

Used in place of the word you, when speaking to close friends. May be used with both jewish and non-jewish friends.

What are joo doing today?

joo by T-bone April 22, 2004

JOO 

1. an acronym meaning Justly Outputted Obscenity (also Jack Off Oyster).

2. an Undesirable person.

3. something that is Inconvenient or distasteful.

The term "JOO" is used to substitute any obsenity or profanity. Note: The word JOO does not refer to the religion, "Jew", or its peoples. They just happen to be Homonyms. Calling someone a "JOO" is NOT bashing ones beliefs but one's personality.

Other derivatives of the word JOO include:
JOOatry-relating to the level of inconvenience or others ill-will for you.

JOOish-having the property of being Undesirable.

prefix JOO- disdain.

"Mr. Newton gave us a pop quiz today. That stupid JOO."
"Osagie is the most hated person at our school. His level of JOOatry is through the roof."
"I hate Geometry. They might as well call it JOO-ometry.

JOO by Professor Shud B. Kickingass October 9, 2008

Joo 

An honorary member of the people and cultural community that traces its ancestry to Abraham, but who do not perform sacrament or believe in magic.

“Ryan’s Hanukkah party was lit, that Joo knows how to make a latke.

Joo by Definitionsforlarry December 24, 2019

Joo 

A Judahite, A Benjaminite, Or A Levite. A Member Of The Tribe Of Judah, Benjamin or Levi. A Person Of Negro Negroid Afro Descent, Born An Israelite, Descendent Of Abraham Isaac And Jacob. A Hebrew.

The world hides the truth of Negroes, West Indians, Haitians (so-called Blacks) being born Jooz by blood

Joo by anonymous September 14, 2020

Joo 

stamina packer

joo doesnt fold to his sons, joo runs longer than 45+ hours and is nonstop sleeping while responding to afk checks, joo has beat known stammers that were in us, uq, and tacey, do sum. ooW

Joo by tensky January 16, 2022

Joo 

Noun
1. A specific term to apply to persons of Jewish identity who engage in conscious behaviors or actions that negatively effect the goyim (non Jewish persons) while profiting or empowering the Joo or Joos in question.
Adjective
2. Engaging in predatory accumulation of currency.

These joo bankers and their predatory lending practices are breaking the middle class.

Found out my boss has been shorting me on my overtime. What a joo.

Joo by Mr. Fruxit February 23, 2023