Jonas
The supreme being of sex.
Jonas is breathtaking in the bedroom and can fulfil all your of your dirtiest fantasies, he truly is a supreme being among men.
Ladies are always crawling back to him for more.
The supreme being of sex.
Jonas is breathtaking in the bedroom and can fulfil all your of your dirtiest fantasies, he truly is a supreme being among men.
Ladies are always crawling back to him for more.
"I had such a great night with Jonas"
"Omg how was he?!"
"I've never had better and still can feel my legs shaking"
"Holy shit you have to get me with him!"
"No way, I'm having him again tonight"
"Omg how was he?!"
"I've never had better and still can feel my legs shaking"
"Holy shit you have to get me with him!"
"No way, I'm having him again tonight"
by DefinitelyNotJonas October 6, 2020
Get the Jonas mug.Når en person (often en høy gutt med blondt hår) er så ubeskrivelig homo at han skinner som glitter og lube. Et verb ofte brukt under den 2. Verdenskrig når noen var super duper homo.
Hvorfor tok du meg på ballene det var et sykt Jonas Haukås momente.
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Fy faen har du hørt om Lukas og Fredrik jeg tror de puler, de er så sykt Jonas Haukås.
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Fy faen har du hørt om Lukas og Fredrik jeg tror de puler, de er så sykt Jonas Haukås.
by Hattemannen November 2, 2020
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The act of having an intercourse with a girl who is thicc and but you happened to be dummy thicc and your ass cheeks are clapping louder than hers
by Jizziwizzi July 20, 2019
Get the The Jonas mug.The sexiest creeper slash Dadager of the Jonas Brothers...he is everywhere. He has a sexy mole that seems to get bigger as the boys get more popular. He is watching you at a concert near you.
by papacreepz August 24, 2008
Get the Papa Jonas mug.Obsessive fans of the Jonas Brothers, a popular music group backed by Disney. Jonas hoes often, though not always, want to sleep with and corrupt the Jonas Brothers (a.k.a. the Jonas Bros).
Often are very amusing to watch.
Often are very amusing to watch.
#1: Oh my God! Stephanie is such a slut! She is trying to sleep with Nick Jonas! What a Jonas Hoe.
#2: The crowd of Jonas Hoes almost tried to eat Joe Jonas alive!
#2: The crowd of Jonas Hoes almost tried to eat Joe Jonas alive!
by zoeyainthowuspellit October 14, 2008
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Get the Le Jonas mug.an extremly annoying alternitive to "oh my god" used by sqealing brainless little jonas brother fans. users of this trem range anywhere from age 4 to age 17. though i must admit the users who range from age 11-15 are the most annoying. and as a side note: no, i'm not a bored teeange guy. i am a 13 year old GIRL who is completley anti jonas and anti miley.
oh my jonas! nick is soo fine! I'm gonna go beg my parents for $6000 so i can maybe get to go to one of there totally amazingly hottt concerts!!
by Jessica! :D October 9, 2008
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