joining the conservative party

euphemism for masturbation

stemmed from a conversation on the sexual practices of an acquaitance but is also a dig at the UK conservative party.

"I've just completed my membership form for the conservative party."

"I'm a paid up member of the conservative party."

"He's off joining the conservative party."

"there comes a time in every boys life when they ... join the conservative party." (original origin)

by cathryn July 30, 2006

jiminie pabo

The jamless member for derpy kpop group BTS

V: *teaches Victoria korean* Ji-min-ie Pa-bo
Victoria: Jiminie Pabo
Jimin: What the hell!!!!!

by That Dam Chanosaur February 14, 2017

.jiminist

best jimin stan on tiktok, right next to Jungkook

.jiminist never shuts the hell up about jimin, delulu energy

by erisbbg July 16, 2021

joymining

The opposite of doomscrolling.

When you resort to looking for the positive instead of the negative when bored and online.

I was joymining for hours before bed last night, not about that doomscrolling shit.

by Mattticuss November 8, 2020

Jiminiepaboomochi

Jiminiepaboomochi is the no. 1 Jimin stan on TikTok

Person 1: I am the president of Jimin stans no cap.
Person 2: No Jiminiepaboomochi is

by Stream Life goes on January 6, 2021

Jimining

The act of giving warm hugs whilst wearing oversized hoodies, love people and show that you care for them and being the kindest, politest little bean on the planet.

Jimin was jimining and it made my day so much better

by btspoppie October 27, 2019

jemini

jemini is an amazing girl who can cheer anyone up in an instant. she may be ruff around the edges but once you get through that she's a softy

she sure is a jemini!

by princess 2002 December 23, 2016