Maria Jose

A Latina babe full of mystery and sass. You might think you know her but she has everyone under her spell. A goddess in bed

I think i might finally understand that Maria Jose

by fiona la miona March 3, 2017

Maria Jose

The most amazing and smart person you’ll ever meet. An independent woman ready to show the world what she’s got, truly inspiring.

Maria Jose: my name is Maria Jose
Person: that’s such a unique name!

by Sike bitch November 8, 2020

Josée

She’s the most amazing friend you could ask for. She’s always got my back and I got hers. She is admired by everyone because of her amazing looks and perfect mind. She’s the kind of person that you can call crying and get off the phone laughing. She makes my day everyday and I couldn’t ask for a better best friend. She’s loyal, trustworthy and honest, whether it be to her friends or partner. If you got you a Josée, hold her tight and never let her go because you’ll never find someone better!!

“Yo man Josée totally just made my day”
“Of course, that’s just what she does!”

by Iworkforpizzatbh May 2, 2018

Jose Maria

A person who can get you so mad but so in love in 5 seconds. Who you can argue with but when you look into his big eyes his long eyelashes bat away any negative thoughts and you still want to build a family with him due to his calm, collected, and understanding nature. He has the ability to make you cry then make you laugh because of his positive vibe you can't ever stay mad at a "Jose Maria". He is reliable and he is just a great man in general. He is a great spirit and will make a great husband and father one day. If and when you find a Jose Maria don't let him go. It will hit you that you made the biggest mistake of your life.
He also has a big dick.

Hey how did you get over your past?"

"Oh, God gave me a Jose Maria and I sure didn't take it

by jordanair November 4, 2019

Jonsey time

To go to something at least 10 Minutes before it starts

Why are we going so early what are we doing? running on Jonsey time?

by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010

Jiseong

He’s the type of guy that is made out of boyfriend material. All parents love him and want him around. He will unlock the inner Korean within you and provide the relationship with lots care and attention.

Fuck Chad, get yourself a Jiseong.

The world doesn’t deserve Jiseong.

by anon1792649 January 28, 2021

January Joiner

Someone who joins the gym in January as part of a New Year's resolution and by February is back to being a couch potato.

I can't get a treadmill until February because the January Joiners are all using them.

by Brent Michael January 15, 2006