jobern

An insane, hyper, loud, crazy, stupid, beautiful, amazing, talented, athletic, perfect, asian girl. A jobern is a lover, not a fighter, and she'll ALWAYS be there for you. She's so much fun and always brings life to everything. And she makes an AMAZING best friend.

How does jobern have so much energy?

by coolmoney July 1, 2011

Soiled jobber

soiled jobber, A turd in which hangs off the chin after a rim job.

Man look at his chin, he's a soiled jobber

by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014

midnight jiberish

The point past midnight where someone starts talking jiberish just because the person is really tired and should probably go to sleep. It may seem like the person is high, but in fact, he/she just has a severe case of midnight jiberish.

"Why were you reciting Disney movies to me last night?"
"I was? It was probably midnight jiberish."

by spritehehe May 2, 2008

ass worshipping rim-jobbers

This porno that I have in my closet

by Bob Dole September 8, 2003

jaiber

A boy that will always make you feel safe . Great at relationships gives you the type of feeling and love your looking for. Always is the streets, getting in fights , NEVER ducking no action, smokes weed to feel releved , most people scared to come across him his to HOOD. But will always put a smile in your face acts goofy at times. Yes he will make you mad but you cant keep be mad at him for to long. Really really freaky but you will like it lol .

Jaiber we at the blocc come threw .

by K te valga June 15, 2018

Joubert Scale

When someone rates the looks of the person they're having sex with (1-10), higher than most people would say. To make it seem like they don't bang ugly people.

A 1-10 scale for rating women. This scale is usally 3 or more points higher then what most people would rate the same girl.

"That girl is cute I'd say she's a 6. A 9 all day on the Joubert scale."

"I finally met the girl Jay said was an 8, there's no way . He must be using the Joubert Scale! She's barely a 5."

by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020

Glorified Jobber

A wrestling term that a wrestler who beat jobbers, was beaten in turn by other wrestlers.

Sasha Banks and Bayley were examples of Glorified Jobbers. They beat up jobbers, then get beat up by others.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 3, 2018