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Johned

To be completely and utterly obliterated, typically by way of an incredibly forceful skull fucking.
Holy shit man, Eric just got fucking Johned into pink mist!

Person #1: Did you see that Johnning last night?
Person #2: Yeah dude, I haven't seen somebody get Johned like that since Brad got his eyeball ripped out and the empty socket fucked with a 12-incher.
by SleepySap May 8, 2017
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Johnreid

Johnreid is the person that would always sacrifice everything for your happiness. He would always put a smile on faces whenever he would walks by. He is trustworthy, kind, funny, smart, loving, attractive, rich, and much more, yet he doesn’t brag about it at all. He will be the most important part of your life. He would not fight because he hates something, but he would fight for something he loves. If you ever find a Johnreid in your life remember he is one of a kind and to never take him for granted or let him go.
2nd girl:So how was they guy you met? 1st girl:Oh it was a Johnreid. 2nd girl:Omg you are so lucky I wish I had a Johnreid.
by Rand0mRedd June 12, 2019
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Johnreid

Johnreid is the person that would always sacrifice everything for your happiness. He would always put a smile on faces whenever he would walks by. He is trustworthy, kind, funny, smart, loving, attractive, rich, and much more, yet he doesn’t brag about it at all. He will be the most important part of your life. He would not fight because he hates something, but he would fight for something he loves. If you ever find a Johnreid in your life remember he is one of a kind and to never take him for granted or let him go.
2nd girl:So how was they guy you met? 1st girl:Oh it was a Johnreid. 2nd girl:Omg you are so lucky I wish I had a Johnreid.
by Rand0mRedd June 12, 2019
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Johned

Complete and utter destruction of something or someone
I just Johned the shit out of my girlfriend at cup pong earlier.
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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Johnned

Why is the pallet no longer secure in the racking? Because it has been Johnned
by Dwrhodes85 March 31, 2022
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Johned

When a “friend” ignores your messages.
Asked mike to go get a drink but instead i got johned.
by Dangetjohn June 6, 2022
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Johned

When a “friend” ignores your messages either on purpose or just ignorance.
Brad got johned by john
by Dangetjohn June 6, 2022
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