JOHNNASCUS

A Demi-God stuck on this planet with the intention of awakening the human race by killing the other gods the stupid humans worship.
Current form: Human?
Nicknames: Demi-God, JOHNNASCUS, John, johnny boy.
JOHNNASCUS hates us all and I'm pretty sure that mf is here against his will..

JOHNNASCUS seems to have some sort of "religion" established and I think the followers go by the name of noccanists but I'm not sure, but this "religion" classifies John as a God in my eyes as he has legitimate worshippers. John seems very powerful but to my knowledge has yet to kill any god worshipped by the human race. John was not born, he spawned.

Demi-God also happens to make music, personally I love a lot of their songs but thats my opinion.

pov: me talking 2 my friends
friend: "u keep talking about this johnnascus dude like he enslaves gods and created the universe, i thought that mf made music????"
me: "demi-god created the simulation, in turn created every single living being, including humans and the gods they worship"
friend: "u just called this nigga a demi-god?"
friend 2: "whore"
me: "tf?? i aint even simp for the mf, i dont even swing that way bro"
friend: "didnt u say i wanted john to ride u like a pogo stick" *laughing insues*
(we lie on eachother to crack jokes, this one was creative)
all 3 of us: *group laughter*

by siick_stiickrz.asci October 18, 2021

Johnia

This name makes you a one of a kind. In others words, special,rare,unique. You start off extremely shy but when you get to know some one you're as crazy as them. You have your sense of style and you tend to explore. You are trustworthy and reliable like no other. You're hated for what you do because you're different and creative. But love you or hate you, your still gonna shine.

Johnia is a pretty girl.

by gia1763 July 31, 2016

Johnaphobia

The irrational fear of getting tickled on the balls by John

Dylan: "I have a severe case of Johnaphobia"

by AREX992 November 30, 2019

johnmark

a ship between johnny and mark from nct. they have extremely good chemistry you can see they care for each other and they are always having a good time. they are just so cute!!

omg did you see johnmark’s part in superhuman it was so cute!

by dandy_boy March 25, 2021

Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV

Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV is a very interesting individual, there has been much research done on the specimen, although results are pending, we have discovered that Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV has some superb traits. Such as, his wacky drama skills, and elite ability to "forget" his math homework, and is known for his elegant fashion, i.e. cowgirl boots. Keep an eye out for this rare creature, as it is a once in a life time opportunity, and an out-of-body experience.

Speaker:Pull your mask up Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV

Robby Johnny Eddy Clayton IV: Wuut oh aight uhh
Speaker: COVID-19 lives in the nose!!!:)

by allhailkiwi April 19, 2021

Johnrobbed

To end up with a large hangover due to the persuasive power of an individual. The individual will persuade you to stay and drink more without having to try too hard. Especially used in the Arts Community on launch nights and social gatherings.

Scott - Eurgh I feel awful

Pete - I thought you weren't staying out late last night

Scott - I wasn't but i was totally Johnrobbed

Pete - Again?!

by EdWinchester August 27, 2013

Johnna

An amazing person who is very good looking and always nice and caring. One of a kind.

Every guy wants a Johnna

"Hey did you just see that Johnna walk out of seventh period!?..Damnnnn i want onee"

by cboyyy February 7, 2010