Jeffie

Someone who always backs a Kickstarter the moment it goes up, and always at the highest tier.

"Hey bro, you see that new Praxis Kickstarter?" ... "Yeah, man, I pounced on that shit instantly. Top Tier!" ... "You're such a fucking Jeffie!"

"That new RPG Kickstarter last night ... I Jeffied that shit quick!"

by zeroprep August 2, 2018

Joffen

the dance that ever dad does in order to embarrass their child and or children

"Dude, what's your dad doing?"

"He's joffen to the music."

by I_Can't_Dance September 16, 2019

Joffrey Baratheon

A serial killer king from Game of Thrones that has done lots of horrible shit throughout the first four seasons. Fortunately, he died in season 4 episode 2 due to poisoning.

My mother: Joffrey Baratheon is a serial killer. I hate that guy.

Me: I’m glad he died in season four episode 2.

by AntiCircumcisionMan August 11, 2021

Juffiea

Dangerous, will jump at you and attack when provoked. Adorable otherwise

Be careful! I heard that Juffiea will come out tonight!

by supercoolbata November 1, 2021

Morgan Joffee

A Morgan Joffee is a thing that is very round and unintelligent. He is bad at games as well.

I don’t want to be a Morgan Joffee at Fortnite🙏🏻

by phatwastaken November 13, 2019

Joffice

The word given to a male inner city worker who has had too many drinks at lunch.

"I'm just going back to the joffice to get my bag."

"Don't you mean office? Have you been drinking?"

by Supert3d August 7, 2009

joffing

A verrb used to describe the action of jacking off. Often spoken with an accompanying hand gesture.

I went upstairs because I felt like joffing.

He was joffing to a video when I walked in the room.

by Kiabash November 29, 2009