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Jeremy Heere

A tall yet smol boi with anxiety about fitting in. He uses a wintergreen tic tac to try and be cool but the tic tac said he gonna be chill not cool so yee yee bitch. His bestie Michael Mell only asked for one thing and that was to be friends after he got the squippy squip. Well guess what, jerbear failed and ditched mocha. Oh big sadness. He’s also totally bi for Micha-Mocha-Moomoo-bear.
Me: aw I love Jeremy Heere!

Michael Mell: Me too hun.....me too.......
Jeremy Heere: I’m right here you know
Michael: DONT you mean.... h e e r e :)
Jeremy: No fuck u. Imma go get a tic tac now. Bye bitch.
by Lord Voldy is a sexy hoe October 26, 2019
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Jeremy Wade

The Bear Grylls of fishing. Catches huge ass fish on the TV show River Monsters.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see River Monsters this week? Jeremy Wade caught a 400 pound sting ray with his bare hands.
Guy 2: Yo, that's sick!
Guy 1: Yeah, it was almost as good as last week when he tackled a bull shark.
by lardd June 8, 2013
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Jeremian

Badass. Better than everyone. To fast for the sex offender list.

Gets a lot of wet dreams every night.
What dreams did you have last night Jeremian???

"TEEHEE"!!!
by JANGO April 25, 2014
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Jeremiah van guilder

Guy who runs male minded, practically the best invention to help girls since tampons
Prone to mood swings BUT STILL AWESOME
*reply to this "all I heard.. was moodswings"

practically perfect to all that have known/ seen him via tumblr, a commodity on this planet and an appreciator/psychopath over kittens.
...secretly all followers are kinda scared of what his sarcasticness would translate to in person
1) "God josh .. try to be more like... Jeremiah van guilder"

2) "I like the XX" "what a jeremiah van guilder"
by #can't be bothered really October 3, 2011
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Pull a Jeremy

Using one's flatulence to avoid sexual progression
Wendy got into my bed last night and I did not pull a Jeremy
by Jeremy'sAdoptedSon July 27, 2019
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Jeremy Heere

(A furry)
He's the Protagonist of a Musical called Be More Chill, along with the book (same title).
He has a best (g a y) friend named Michael Mell.
Jeremy is in love with a play rehearsal f r e a k named Christine Caniglia.

In the musical, he gets a pill called a S.Q.U.I.P. ( A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor), which is a voice in his head that tells him how to 'be more chill' in his high school life (Jeremy wasn't exactly 'popular' at all before the S.Q.U.I.P.).
The S.Q.U.I.P. also makes him stop masturbating-
Jeremy Heere is a furry.
by kittyppy September 27, 2017
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Jeremy Long

Whenever an Asian man is in need of a false name, Jeremy Long will do the trick! It also gives a hint as to how long his Asian penis is.
I illegally moved to Australia and gave that chick down the road my Jeremy Long Cock!
by Jeremy L______ong April 21, 2017
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