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Jomosexual

Someone who claims to be A-sexual but really like peepee in his poo poo hole
"Joe is a flying homo sexual". "No bro he is a Jomosexual"
by 55Soft June 25, 2021
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jocoed

a guy that is has no life another to play one game or two sometimes more everyday of the year and taking no breaks because the believe that it is their life
jocoed you should stop playing everyday and go outside a breath fresh air rather than being inside all day
by BIG-M chocolate milk February 21, 2022
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Jojosexual

People that are the hottest sexiest men in the entire universe, and only share their feelings for jojo
Son: "Im a jojosexual"

Dad: "Holy shit my son is cool as fuck!"
by JackielONeal October 19, 2022
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joose

crack in a can. you can pretty much commit a crime, and if your drinking joose you WILL get away with it!
when these girls drink joose they think they can fly
by blondebitch12586 June 19, 2010
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joosed

Receiving an alcohol enema. The alcohol can be of any variety, but it is more commonly known as "joosed" due to the popularity of receiving the enema with the flavored/caffeinated malt beverage, "Joose".

The effervescence of the "joosing" is thought to increase the alcohol absorption into the bloodstream (over other non-carbonated alcohol enemas with the same alcohol percentage).

The enema is administered via a joose-bag or common drug-store enema (see Fleet Enema for an example). The joose bag resembles a pastry bag and has multiple joose nozzles that can be swapped out for varying levels of pleasure and experience. Additionally, it is recommended that when sharing a joose bag between two or more individuals, a separate nozzle (or bag) should be used per recipient.

The bag is filled with the alcoholic beverage, while keeping one finger under the tip of the nozzle. The open end is then folded over and sealed tight.

The recipient must then remove their pants and undergarments and recline in either a horizontal or angled position to position the rectum as north as possible.

A second individual will then administer the joosing. (Experienced joosers will be able to administer their own with practice.) The recipient must then remain in an anus-northward position until it is time to "pull the ripcord," or release the alcohol from his/her anus.

If the alcoholic beverage is of a lower alcohol percentage, the recipient may then choose to be plugged with a silicone "cork" or joose plug. The recipient can then be mobile until the "ripcord" is pulled.

More information can be found here (section 5):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema

Joosing is extremely dangerous, and many people have died from alcohol poisoning from it. It is NOT recommended that anyone practice this form of alcohol consumption.

Please see the 2007 Darwin Award winner:
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html
Damn! Me and the boys went out last night and got straight joosed in the ass! That old dude hooked us up proper with joose-bags and nozzles for us all!
by Leeroy Jenkem February 23, 2009
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Jocorey

Jocorey is a very black boy with a big black cock who gets girls and who party's all the time.he is kind and genorous with a big heart when you get to know him
Damn he is such a jocorey
by J_dog125 October 20, 2016
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Jojosexual

Those who have been seduced by Jojo's beautiful voice.
"Saul is Jojosexual."
by I <3 Jojo October 22, 2020
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