Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen September 4, 2008

Super Jacked

Preposterously muscular.

"Yo who are those Super Jacked kids over there?"

"Oh those are the Tempest Brawlers."

"They look ridiculously strong, I shouldn't mess with them."

by Tempest_Cinco April 14, 2010

half jacked-off

a synonym for half-assed, half baked, et al. Usually used to render scorn on a famous person/celebrity who, for all their glitter, charisma and talent really puts forth a miserable effort in said situation.

Ben Affleck's cinematic efforts of late have been generally of the half jacked-off variety.

by Virgin Suicides June 16, 2017

Mommy Jacked

When a mother can't help but throw her being a mother into a conversation, regardless of relevance. Usually done by mommy martyrs to gain sympathy or attention of some kind.

Stacey: I want to buy a green car.

Anne: My kid popped green before!

Stacey: Wow, mommy jacked much?

by Lacey13 January 17, 2012

Jacked

"Why am I so jacked" is used by males who work out or/ and li heavy weights to describe their muscles , or ideas they have a great build.

(as Mason looks at himself in the mirror while flexing)
"Why am I so Jacked?"
His friends response is " that gym membership is paying off"

by Crissygirl June 15, 2012

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You’re sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you’re finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations, you’ve just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen May 26, 2006

jack jacked

When a guy is jacking off and is interrupted by a second individual who "lends a hand" and finishes the job.Ideally,the interloper could be the wife,girlfriend,a hot maid,or cute neighbor girl. Strangely,the good samaritan could be a sister,grandma,brother or roommate.

I was choking the chicken when my sister's hot friend barged in the bathroom and jack jacked me.

by wolfbait51 May 24, 2011