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Morphtronic Jizz Rag

Joey:I Just Saw A Morphtronic Jizz Rag
Me:You Saw Your Moms Vagina?!?!?!?!
by Yoshi Boy July 30, 2010
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jizz-rag

1. a cloth or rag used to clean up semen

2. a foolish, contemptible person
Don't try to guilt trip me you jizz-rag.
by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2012
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Jizzmagnet

One who attracts Jizz in it's many forms. Also, a name like loser, fag, queer, or douche that you want to call someone without calling them a loser, fag, queer, or douche.
Wow, that prick Chad is such a Jizzmagnet.
by CaptainJizzpants7 March 18, 2011
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Jizzmagorical

Something that is extremely great, or extremely pleasureable.
"I saw this chick the other day, she was so hot she was jizzmagorical"

"Them spinners on them twankies are jizzmagorical"
by Jeff September 13, 2003
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Jizzargo

A word describing how irritating a cat stuck in a doorway can be. It could also refer to that same cat blowing you up with a fireball. Skyrim fans know...
"Jizzargo, stop blocking the damn passage!"

"Talos help us, Lydia! That cat is up to no good again - he's preparing fire spells!"
by PussyFiller69 August 13, 2019
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jizzlag

The fatigue or exhaustedness experienced with lower energy, vigor and aggressiveness after a man had an ejaculation.
Peter is kinda slow today, he probably has jizzlag.
by simrbot December 4, 2020
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ottawa jizz rag

1. Any cloth article that has been saturated with jizz and worn for a prolonged period of time to the point that the fibers have been broken down and holes are now present. This item is usually a serious risk of infection to the wearer and others who come into contact with it.

2. A Snuggy.
Karl has been in quarantine for two weeks. He's not sick but, if he keeps wearing that Ottawa jizz rag, he will be.
by The Cap N' August 10, 2020
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