jizz mop

A human who has been ejaculated upon and is serving the function of a mop or a rag. Once the semen has been removed that person is no longer a jizz mop.

After John blew a load in Sally's face she became the hottest jizz mop around.

by jewmanchue and c-bizzle October 16, 2003

jizmophobia

Irrational fear of jizz and white sauces.

Alfredo looks like nut on pasta and I cant eat it because of my jizmophobia!

I've had jizmophobia since he spidey'd me and got jizz in my eye. In MY EYE, BITCH!

by spidey13 January 14, 2015

Jizzrope

The rope that comes out of spider mans hands

Yo spider man has a strong jizzrope probably how he's able to swing around the city with them

by DarrkenedStarr May 29, 2017

jizzop

Defined as the "Jack" in a deck of cards. Often used during high stakes Poker Hands (Texas Hold 'em, Pineapple poker, etc.). Most commonly used when a player has a pocket pair of Jacks, the 4th best hand in Poker.

"Can't believe you won that big pot, were you bluffing?" "No", says Ezekiel "I had pocket Jizzops and hit 3 of a kind".

by habanerohummus August 31, 2023

Jizzmouth

Whilst masterbating, glancing down at your penis at the exact wrong moment to recieve a mouth full of jizz.

Bob- "Bro, i was just spankin' the monkey and i decided to check up on the little guy when all of a sudden BOOM i got jizzmouthed."

Innocent bystander- "To much information"

by McDiddles May 31, 2010

jizzmopper

someone who cleans the windows of the nudy booth, see definition of nudy booth

"That jizzmopper makes alot of money!"

by crackman April 17, 2003

jizzmopper

A figurative term, based on the primary definition, for a man who takes responsibility for his wife's/girlfriend's child from another relationship.

"She was a nice enough girl, but she's got a kid whose dad doesn't help. I want kids of my own, but why should I clean up some other guy's mess? I've never been a jizzmopper."

by XenophonJ September 24, 2009