Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.
Not for internal use.
"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."
by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007
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Everyone who sees a typical jørgen instantly thinks "Man, that guy is living the dream..." or "Damn, I wish I could be more of a Jørgen!"
The perfect definition of a Jørgen is "Pure awesome".
The "blessing of names" states that any boy given the name Jørgen will have improved physics and mental insight. An example of this is rock hard muscles, improved skeleton frame, and a brain that can outsmart anyone at any given challenge.
A Jørgen has never broken any bones in his body.
The born leader type, that is what a Jørgen is.
In video games, a Jørgen will always end up #1, and outrank other opponents; FPS, MMORPG - It doesn't matter, Jørgen will make any other persons' skills look ridiculous in comparison!
"First god made Jørgen's, then the rest..."
A Jørgen makes girls wet, and guys jealous.
Everyone who sees a typical jørgen instantly thinks "Man, that guy is living the dream..." or "Damn, I wish I could be more of a Jørgen!"
The perfect definition of a Jørgen is "Pure awesome".
The "blessing of names" states that any boy given the name Jørgen will have improved physics and mental insight. An example of this is rock hard muscles, improved skeleton frame, and a brain that can outsmart anyone at any given challenge.
A Jørgen has never broken any bones in his body.
The born leader type, that is what a Jørgen is.
In video games, a Jørgen will always end up #1, and outrank other opponents; FPS, MMORPG - It doesn't matter, Jørgen will make any other persons' skills look ridiculous in comparison!
"First god made Jørgen's, then the rest..."
A Jørgen makes girls wet, and guys jealous.
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Get the Jorgensen mug.1.An intellegent guy that always gets the most beautiful woman at social events, he is well dressed and everyone seems to want to be associated with him.
2. Gods gift to woman.
2. Gods gift to woman.
1."dammit Josh, That Mark has changed alot since primary school. Hes become a real Jurgen"
2. "Stacy had sex with David last night, she says he might be a Jurgen"
2. "Stacy had sex with David last night, she says he might be a Jurgen"
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