Still Jill

One who does only missionary without any movement

Wow Becky, you’re really being a Still Jill

by Stilljill July 10, 2022

Sloppy Jill

Feeding a girl ‘laxatives’, ‘beans’ and ‘broccoli’ and waiting until she has stomach bile only coming out of her anus. Then, locking your head into a clear box whilst she fills the box with the contents of her anus, with only a straw to breath through.

“Shawty wanna give me a sloppy jill, I hope it doesn’t crust over my eyes!”
“Man, I hate when my girlfriend gives me a sloppy jill, it gets all over my bed sheets!”

by Nutfw March 23, 2024

Jimothy, Jill, and Sammy.

The main characters in my definitions.

Jimothy: We are Jimothy, Jill, and Sammy.
Jill: And we're the main characters...
Sammy: In this boi's definitions!

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 19, 2022

jillsaw

dildo attached to jigsaw machine

Jillsaw is small enough to use by yourself no partner needed

by tomorrowtomorrow August 28, 2016

Spill the Jills

To fart out a bunch of soupy turds.

"Someone spilled the jills all over this urinal at Chipotle."

"Stop at a gas station. I'm gonna spill the jills!"

by Bdwg December 25, 2007

Jills

Moderately offensive term with similar meaning to 'div' 'prat' or 'idiot'. Was an 80's London term that has been brought back to the streets of the South East thanks to the film 'The Firm' and online show 'The Lazy Generation'. It's delivery is best when it isn't over-used and is saved for when someone does something really stupid/clumsy/dumb. Can be extended to 'jillian' or 'jillcrest'.

'Why would you buy another drink? We were just about to leave.... jills!'

'You've seen your bird every day for about 2 months solid you soppy little jills!'

'Nah don't invite Stiles out, he's such a jills!'

by TW_Lurker October 2, 2013

Jack and Jills

Sexual stimulants known as viagra.

Can you get me some Jack and Jills, I just can't get it up.

by itsflemz August 24, 2007