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Man #1: man this is a good Jewdog!

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Man#1:Hebrew National Franks!
by Exeter Teabaggins February 9, 2008
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jenova

Referring to one of the main villains of the game Final Fantasy VII. Jenova was according to the game a being from another world. The Cetra people called her or referred to her as "The calamity from the skies". Jenova was thought to be the underlying reason why many of the cetra died. Approximately 2,000 years after that time she was found by professor Gast in a "Geological stratum". Hojo of Shinra was the person who first began experimenting with the cells of Jenova Ultimately producing Sephiroth and his clones and setting in motion the events of Final Fantasy VII.
In the game Sephiroth was told that Jenova was his mother, but in reality it was Lucrecia. Sephiroth was the first human to be injected with Jenova's cells making him vastly stronger than any normal person.
by Kevin Monroe January 29, 2004
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Jewnopoly

When the world is Post-Apocalyptic and jews have taken over every dollar store franchise in the world.
Walmart was closed due to the rise of the jewnopoly.
by Matli June 1, 2009
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Jewcore

anything relating or pertaining to being (or the state of being) hardcore and jewish simultaneously.
1. Dude. That jewish kids jew fro is a whopping 6 and a half feet tall. How jewcore!
2. That kids nose is at least 5 inches protruding from his face. Thats pretty jewcore broski.
by JakeSnake12345 September 9, 2010
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Jewbot

Any machine that eats your money.
"WOW! That Pepsi Machine just ate my cash! What a Jewbot!
by CaptainMclovin June 7, 2011
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jewmo

a jew that is emo.

jew + emo = jewmo
Oran: I hate my life.
Sam: wtf dude youre becoming such a jewmo.
Oran: oh shit its shabbat. i have to go light candles. with my sad sad self. bye.
by nirvana4lf September 27, 2005
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Jewgon

The terrible offspring of the two most covetous and greedy creatures in the known universe, the money hungry Jew and the jewel hoarding Dragon.
I asked Jimmy the other day if I could borrow a couple bucks and he said no. He was being a total Jewgon.
by Joevan December 21, 2010
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