two-jeweled cane 

slang for male genitalia; penis and testicles/balls

It's easy to love briefs, boxer briefs, or any tight-fitting undergarment when you don't have to lug around a two-jeweled cane.

two-jeweled cane by Dr. Mythomania April 28, 2011

Jeweler 

"The Jeweler" is the title given to whoever is packing the bowl when smoking weed out of a pipe, named so because while packing the bowl, the person almost looks like a jeweler carefully and precisely placing precious gems on a ring.

Stoner 1: Hey man, I packed the bowl last time, it's your turn to be The Jeweler.
Stoner 2: Alright dude.

Jeweler by King Kief February 28, 2014

jewblet

A noun combining the words jew and newblet usually referring to a player in online fps games or such pc games as Diablo 2. The aforementioned player is usually guilty of shameful tactics as camping or nk-ing.

1. <Varchild> Goddamn jewblet wont stop camping the bfg and quad dmg! 2.<Varchild> U damn jewblet stop nk-ing me or ill make you save and exit!

jewblet by Varchild March 26, 2008

driveway jewelery 

A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.

"That's a fourty-five thousand dollar bike in his driveway, with only a hundred kilometers on it. Clearly, he bought it for driveway jewelery and bragging rights."

driveway jewelery by D. Gould January 13, 2006

jewlet 

A little Jew
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Look at that jewlet hes so small

jewlet by _insertnamehere_ May 13, 2005

jacob the jewler 

a famous jewler located in the diomnd district of new york hes in the game def jam fight for new york. hes known by many rappers because he supplies them with bling

ill take you to the dimond district and introuduce you to jacob- 50 cent from the song get in my car. im going back to cali with my jacob on see how time fly-the game from the song hate it or love it.

jacob the jewler by hey what r u eating April 22, 2005

Jewgel 

Jewish bagel

Veronica "i cant believe i haven't had a jewgel with Philly yet"

Jewgel by Igst85 June 18, 2013