alex jewell

A fat neek who obsesses over his ex Lara and likes to drink Stella to think he’s cool but is actually just a loner

What is alex jewell doing?
Probably looking at Lara’s insta and drinking Stella like a neek

by AlexTheFatNeek April 17, 2020

Ethan Jewell

a poet/pianist, that has quite a following on the app TikTok. he is known for such hits as "Bouquet," "Snowglobe," and "I Can't Move." He is also known for spreading a message to be kind, and to stay positive.

'dude, you know ethan jewell? he has mad piano skills bruv'

'yeah I just saw his latest video. I would simp.'

by Lue 🐝™️ August 3, 2020

Zachary Jewell

He is a guy who likes farts

I am such a Zachary Jewell

by poopystinkyfart January 24, 2022

Jingle Jangle Jewellery

Testicular decorations

Hey Dave, do you want to see my Jingle Jangle Jewellery?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Bingley Jewellery

Shit jewellery made out of tin foil and pubic hair

Dave: Bobby, you lass is a right scruff. All she wears is that Bingley Jewellery

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

hard jewelry

the best fucking jewelry!

you can do anything and everything in it. fuck it you can even use it as a proposal ring! you can follow them on !

bro i just bought some hard jewelry and my ex dmed me!

by lyt.jas February 25, 2020

Jeselle

Jeselle is a queen. She should be treated like royalty! Jeselle's are hard to find and if you are friends with one you should be very grateful. She is Fashionable, Loyal, Fun, Supportive, Intelligent, Adventurous, and A great friend. People often hate on her, because her character carries more weight than their titles. Definitely someone you want to build with.

Random Hater: Who Tf does she think she is walking in here looking phenomenal, and exuding all that confidence?
AReal1: Oh That beautiful being is Jeselle. :)

by NoShade22 September 27, 2020