Jewpons

A jewish youth, usually male, who collects coupons for food and the like to save money for him and his friends. Often, a jewpons will organize the ordering of food for a group of friends, sometimes skimming enough profits that his meal is free.

"Jewpons, order us some Taco Bell."

by Flandaddy2 November 21, 2009

Jewbonics

The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.

G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Jewon

The sexiest nigga alive, he's the nicest guy you'll ever meet all Jewons are absolutely one of a kind Plus all Jewons suffer from ls which is long shlong syndrom their penises usually range from 1-4 feet They are known for being shy yet secretly funny at times. They know how to make you smile and are very hard to stay mad at.

Jewon is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum sexy

by Tyle'r Allen May 30, 2013

Jewdoba

Jewdoba is the "restaurant" you go to when you eat leftovers at your desk instead of going to lunch with everyone else.

Ron: Hey man, we're goin' to Arby's, wanna go?
Tim: No thanks, I'm eatin' Jewdoba today.
Ron: Ooof, that place sucks.

by boat butter February 20, 2009

jewdom

Anything involving or pertaining to jewish or kykedom descent.

*random headshot*

Logan: "Aw fuck you! That's jewdom!"

by GScottCarr May 30, 2008

Jendon

The ship name for Jessica and Brendon. Jendon was a relationship meant from the start. They were best friends before they were lovers which makes their relationship all the better. Jendon never gives up on each other and they are star crossed lovers. They make it through every fight and argument and it makes them stronger every time. They are destined to grow old together and have many children along the way.

Guy1: Whose that hot couple over there?
guy2: That's Jendon.
guy1: They're cute.

by Randoming February 28, 2015

jewdoo

Northern American (US & Canada) slang term for a predominantly jewish party, shindig or gathering.

aye holmes! i just bounced from kittens place where she and fifi are planning another jewdoo for new years where the women to men ratio is 2 to 1!!

by SpaceE January 23, 2005