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east coast state i'm from, best damn accent we dont FOR FUCKS SAKE SAY JOISIE CUT THAT SHIT OUT YOU MAKE ME WANNA HURT YOU. we love hockey and soccer, i like hockey better but the Devils have gotten worse since scott stevens left. we eat alot of subs, go to the four seasons and if you say soda pop people will look at you like yuh a retard...it's only soda so many people from pittsburg have annoyed me with that. alot of ghetto's, i grew up in an apartment in a bad part of asbury park, but theres alot of nice nighborhoods. i think jughandles (a road curve) only exist in jersey. nobody says new jersey, only people in new jersey say new jersey, everywhere else calls it jersey, it's odd. you can thank new jersey for jersey mikes subs reseraunt. diners overcame fastfood, mostly ran by mexicans and greeks. alot of italians. if your a tourist DONT GO TO NEWERK! unless your new yorker then in dont care what happens to you...i dont particulary care for new yorkers, they come here, act like ASSHOLES, and use our fucking shore...those bitches. theres more i can't think of at the moment, except it costs alot of money to live there and we dont pump our gas, we get mexicans to do it for us. and were not all dicks...just the majority
jersey by deejaysjoosijays April 23, 2007
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In a hockey fight when you reach around behind an opponent, grab his jersey and pull it up over his head, thereby covering his eyes so you can punch his freakin' lights out.
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Island, British Crown Dependency in the English Channel. Term often misused to identify a US state by Americans who are blithely unaware of the Island's existence.
New Jersey resident: I'm from Jersey.
Jersey resident: No you're not. I'm from Jersey. You're from NEW Jersey.
New Jersey resident: (confused) It's the same thing.
Jersey resident: Hasn't it occurred to you that if your state's called
New Jersey, there must also be an "old" Jersey somewhere?
New Jersey resident: Er, um...(panics, then brain suddenly implodes attempting to process this information).
Jersey resident: That's a shame. I was also going to tell him where York and Hampshire are.
Jersey resident: No you're not. I'm from Jersey. You're from NEW Jersey.
New Jersey resident: (confused) It's the same thing.
Jersey resident: Hasn't it occurred to you that if your state's called
New Jersey, there must also be an "old" Jersey somewhere?
New Jersey resident: Er, um...(panics, then brain suddenly implodes attempting to process this information).
Jersey resident: That's a shame. I was also going to tell him where York and Hampshire are.
Jersey
The best state in the U.S
Home to one of the wealthiest towns in America, and is known for it's fantastic educational standings.
We know how to drive here in Jersey, tourists don't.
Be prepared to be flipped off and honked at 24/7.
Home to one of the wealthiest towns in America, and is known for it's fantastic educational standings.
We know how to drive here in Jersey, tourists don't.
Be prepared to be flipped off and honked at 24/7.
Jersey by dirtyjerseykid March 6, 2008
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Jersey is a state in the northeast united states that gets overly stereotyped. The people talk with pseudo-New York accents, but not everyone is obnoxious or a Guido, as TV makes it out to be. In fact, the guido crowd at seaside heights or belmar, is made up of mostly new yorkers and people from north jersey. Most people in central and southern nj, do not have fake tans and practice "GTL"
New jersey resident at seaside heights 1: Look at all those people with fake tans, they must be from staten island, they are so obnoxious.
New jersey resident at seaside heights 2: Yea i know, but people from out of state think that everyone in jersey is like that... idiots.
New jersey resident at seaside heights 2: Yea i know, but people from out of state think that everyone in jersey is like that... idiots.
jersey by titsmcgeeyawl August 19, 2011