Newark aint the most dangerous city so wat the fuck is u talkin' bout.New Jersey is a shithole and waste of space wit the the most ugly people.New Jersey can't even take on rhode island.
by none ya March 9, 2005
Get the jerseymug. person 1: Damn that girl is fugly
person 2: Don't be jersey, she's hot
person 1: You are hella wrong
person 2: Dude, you need some haterade
person 2: Don't be jersey, she's hot
person 1: You are hella wrong
person 2: Dude, you need some haterade
by elanor the avenger January 21, 2005
Get the jerseymug. also meaenin ur digits
by miss shyster November 21, 2006
Get the jerseymug. by LEM Chino April 17, 2005
Get the jerseymug. The act of reaching over somebody and pulling their shirt (or jersey) over their heads, but not off, so their arms are not usable for fighting or defending themselves. They also can't see.
Typically a move for hockey fights.
Typically a move for hockey fights.
by fungku July 1, 2009
Get the Jerseyingmug. There aren’t any actual guidos (orange gorillas) from the Shore. If you see any at all, they’re fucking bennies from Staten Island.
Most Jerseyans talk like Phillidelphians; only the far northern ones talk like New Yorkers.
It’s Jur-zee, not Joisy, you little shit.
We all do say “cawfee, tawk,” etc. And many say “worter” instead of “wadder”.
We ARE the Garden State. Don’t be an ignorant prick and assume Jersey is full of smog and factories like Newark. The entire South and Central of Jersey are covered in forests, beaches, and farmland.
Taste our tomatoes, corn, and cranberries. They’ll change you.
Jersey drivers are used to jughandles, circles, and tons of exits. We can drive anywhere.
You bet we will hunt you down and call you a “fucking motherfucker” if you cut us off.
Shit’s expensive. A loaf of bread will cost your soul.
We cry heavily-taxed tears. We find comfort in: the Shore, Six Flags Great Adventure, and pizza.
On that note: Jersey pizza is the best pizza. In Seaside, slices are as big as your head (dead serious).
Major fact about Central Jersey: PINEYS EVERYWHERE. Look them up. In short, they’re northern rednecks from the Pine Barrens.
Porkroll, pizza, subs, bagels, Italian Ice, cheese steak, and coffee are the staples of our diet.
WaWa is love. WaWa is life.
A traditional, New Jersey only holiday: Mischief Night. The night before Halloween where we fuck up the town: slash all the tires, egg everything, and toilet paper all kinds of shit. Good times.
Most Jerseyans talk like Phillidelphians; only the far northern ones talk like New Yorkers.
It’s Jur-zee, not Joisy, you little shit.
We all do say “cawfee, tawk,” etc. And many say “worter” instead of “wadder”.
We ARE the Garden State. Don’t be an ignorant prick and assume Jersey is full of smog and factories like Newark. The entire South and Central of Jersey are covered in forests, beaches, and farmland.
Taste our tomatoes, corn, and cranberries. They’ll change you.
Jersey drivers are used to jughandles, circles, and tons of exits. We can drive anywhere.
You bet we will hunt you down and call you a “fucking motherfucker” if you cut us off.
Shit’s expensive. A loaf of bread will cost your soul.
We cry heavily-taxed tears. We find comfort in: the Shore, Six Flags Great Adventure, and pizza.
On that note: Jersey pizza is the best pizza. In Seaside, slices are as big as your head (dead serious).
Major fact about Central Jersey: PINEYS EVERYWHERE. Look them up. In short, they’re northern rednecks from the Pine Barrens.
Porkroll, pizza, subs, bagels, Italian Ice, cheese steak, and coffee are the staples of our diet.
WaWa is love. WaWa is life.
A traditional, New Jersey only holiday: Mischief Night. The night before Halloween where we fuck up the town: slash all the tires, egg everything, and toilet paper all kinds of shit. Good times.
Ode to the Garden State:
Oh Jersey, I love thine concrete, graffiti-ed city blocks,
And densely packed suburbs, full of middle-class, football obsessed Italian families,
Your greatness by far outshines your neighboring New York,
Just look at your tons of hilariously sexual-sounding bodies of water: Hackensack, Mullica, Assiscunk, Ballanger, Ho-Ho-Kus, and Sluice,
Love is eating tons of pizza, fried oreos, and Rita's Ice, then riding everything on your wonderful boardwalks and puking the night away,
Those festive Halloween mornings in good ol' Jersey are not complete without walking out on your porch to a street of fucked up cars, smashed windows, and white streamers covering every roof panel of every house,
Dear, sweet Jersey, we will proudly display our "Jersey Girl" stickers on our cars and continue to tailgate New Yorkers until they fuck off in your honor.
Oh Jersey, I love thine concrete, graffiti-ed city blocks,
And densely packed suburbs, full of middle-class, football obsessed Italian families,
Your greatness by far outshines your neighboring New York,
Just look at your tons of hilariously sexual-sounding bodies of water: Hackensack, Mullica, Assiscunk, Ballanger, Ho-Ho-Kus, and Sluice,
Love is eating tons of pizza, fried oreos, and Rita's Ice, then riding everything on your wonderful boardwalks and puking the night away,
Those festive Halloween mornings in good ol' Jersey are not complete without walking out on your porch to a street of fucked up cars, smashed windows, and white streamers covering every roof panel of every house,
Dear, sweet Jersey, we will proudly display our "Jersey Girl" stickers on our cars and continue to tailgate New Yorkers until they fuck off in your honor.
by MuricanGirl August 2, 2014
Get the Jerseymug. by Someone123627 September 4, 2016
Get the jerseimug.