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Jean Claude van Deuce

The most impressive of upright shitting postures, this elite maneuver is accomplished by placing one heel on the top of the toilet tank while standing over the bowl. Accuracy while straddling the toilet is key in placing the anus over the water.
Dude I just Jean Claude van Deuced upstairs and pulled a hip flexor.
by Jean Claude van deuce February 6, 2019
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Jean Claudio

Name of the only badass motherfucker that managed to beat off Chuck Norris and dickslaped more hos than Tiger Woods!
Dude, Jean Claudio just killed Chuck Norrys with a shadowkick to the head and banged all of the Kardashians a the same time! Even the dog!
by Sixkiller February 10, 2010
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Jean Kim

Business women and friends with known criminal Mateo Casa. Responsible for framing West Quad fire of 2009.
Don't make me go all Jean Kim on yo ass!
by BusinessWoman March 27, 2009
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Jean Jammin

dry humping, a favorite past time of high schoolers and those waiting for marriage, jean jammin does not require participants to be actually in jeans, any fabric seperation is acceptable, but of course the "double denim" jean jam is a classic and feared by all men
I was trying to get with this ho, but we ended up just jean jammin for like 2 hours and my shit was raw
by Jason H April 22, 2004
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Jesse and Jeana

The most coolest couple ever. I am definatly a PvPeep and you should be too.

Go HAM! SAAN!
Dude: hey, won't you think it was cool if Jesse and Jeana saw this?

Me: OMG, I would cry!
by PvPeep January 12, 2013
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Jean-Louis

The Great King Prosperous Ruler of the Universe. Noted by the shine and glimmer from his glorious mane. Ruler of all Kingdoms, or just a plain bad ass mohterfucker!!!
Jean-Louis made a squiz and the entire universe collapsed.
by PeetKlopper May 31, 2013
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jean

jean is a beautiful girl who dreams of finding love like the ones im korean dramas or any drama she hopes she finds the one she loves anything with art and music she is really nice sympathetic person who will open up to you slowly she loves to have fun and has amazing long hair she has a best friend named kevin who always annoys her a lot. she loves dressing up. she also loves photography she wants to travel when she’s older as well
jean is a beautiful girl

jean loves herself

jean makes people smile brightly
by 2017.-.yes April 12, 2020
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