When a curly haired immigrant (usually polish)gets some hot cheetos and shuves it down his willy hole.then he puts his mums huge pink dildo up his arse and fucks his sister called victoria
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Get the Dirty jakub mug.A based god-like entity that has powers beyond our mortal minds. His epic feats were foretold nearly 5,000 years ago in the Epic of Gilgamesh.
And so they traveled until they reached Uruk.
There Gilgamesh the king said to the boatman:
“Study the brickwork, study the fortification;
climb the ancient staircase to the terrace;
study how it is made; from the terrace see
the planted and fallow fields, the ponds and orchards.
One league is the inner city, another league
is orchards; still another the fields beyond;
over there is the precinct of the temple. . . . ,
Three leagues and the temple precinct of Ishtar.”
Measure Uruk, the city of Gilgamesh
-The Epic of Jakuba.
There Gilgamesh the king said to the boatman:
“Study the brickwork, study the fortification;
climb the ancient staircase to the terrace;
study how it is made; from the terrace see
the planted and fallow fields, the ponds and orchards.
One league is the inner city, another league
is orchards; still another the fields beyond;
over there is the precinct of the temple. . . . ,
Three leagues and the temple precinct of Ishtar.”
Measure Uruk, the city of Gilgamesh
-The Epic of Jakuba.
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This kid is an absolute god, they give off the "Bad Boy" type of vibes, but secretly are very soft-hearted. Watch out for Jakubec
Person 1: Whoa who is that over there they seem so sketchy?
Person 2: Nah bro, that's just Jakubec, get used to it.
Person 1: Whoa, i wanna be that cool.
Person 2: Nah bro, that's just Jakubec, get used to it.
Person 1: Whoa, i wanna be that cool.
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Get the Jakub mug.Jakub is a very athletic and great guy. He also loves to collect stuff and build LEGO. Jakub always gets straight A’s and the girls always wanna fuck him.
Jakub, how ya doin’?
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Get the jakub mug.The cool kid that can make his contacts land right in the container when sitting up right at the lunch table in study hall, freshman year!
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