The prettiest girl in all of Kjølsdalen!
She is sooo Janita!
by That guy in that place.. April 17, 2011
Get the Janita mug.A person who is so immersed in a phone conversation while walking that they don't realize they are illegally crossing the street in heavy traffic. jaytalker, jaywalker, crosswalk, traffic, pedestrian, sidewalk, street
by joecoolthefool March 9, 2016
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jayvita is a quite, pretty, smart but also dumb, not rlly sweet person :D she hates animals and kids- loves aesthetic stuff, loves her friendss but doesnt have a lot HAHAH, hates walking and ppl crush on her. a lot. too much :D
by prat_mallya May 18, 2022
Get the jayvita mug.verb. the act of doing janitor type tasks. such as sweeping and cleaning up vomit after a party. Also can be used when cleaning/defusing up a bad situation.
"A beer exploded in the kitchen and now Zwicky is janitating the kitchen."
"After the fight between Glen and the janitor, Tony and Johnny are janitating the charges against Glen."
"After the fight between Glen and the janitor, Tony and Johnny are janitating the charges against Glen."
by Ryan Zwicky January 22, 2006
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Get the janitalia mug.A mentally handicapped individual who is employed in the janitorial profession. Possibly as part of a societal integration program, or because it's funny as hell to watch...
by LatinHeat December 11, 2009
Get the janitard mug.A "Jaystat" is a generally far fetched doubtful and unlikely statistic or "fact' quoted by someone who thinks they know all the facts and answers to everything in the universe ever.
a Jaystat is mostly utter crap and is usually made up on the spur of the moment to make the rambling person appear to be incredibly smart, knowledgeable and better than you.
Usually the Jaystater will be called on this type of bullshit but occasionally they will get away with it if the stat is obscure enough. This in turn makes the statistician very smug.
on the other hand the statistician can become rather perturbed and upset if the Jaystat is proven or even assumed to be false. this causes the Jaystater to shake its head in frustration and perhaps slam its fist on the table indignantly or kick a chair.
Always beware of the Jaystat.
a Jaystat is mostly utter crap and is usually made up on the spur of the moment to make the rambling person appear to be incredibly smart, knowledgeable and better than you.
Usually the Jaystater will be called on this type of bullshit but occasionally they will get away with it if the stat is obscure enough. This in turn makes the statistician very smug.
on the other hand the statistician can become rather perturbed and upset if the Jaystat is proven or even assumed to be false. this causes the Jaystater to shake its head in frustration and perhaps slam its fist on the table indignantly or kick a chair.
Always beware of the Jaystat.
the Jaystater-
"yeah actually reason Goldfish float upside down when dead is that just before they die their system stores extra oxygen in their fins in an attempt to keep it upright. Then all that oxygen gets displaced when the fish dies and causes it to float to the surface of the water."
other person- "nah, really? nah are you kidding? thats weird. i've never heard of that... wait.. is that a Jaystat?!"
"yeah actually reason Goldfish float upside down when dead is that just before they die their system stores extra oxygen in their fins in an attempt to keep it upright. Then all that oxygen gets displaced when the fish dies and causes it to float to the surface of the water."
other person- "nah, really? nah are you kidding? thats weird. i've never heard of that... wait.. is that a Jaystat?!"
by hayis4horses September 26, 2009
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