jailmary

Any last resort, desperate attempt to avoid jail usually via long-shot legal procedure.

Once Paul Manafort's lawyers have used up his final jailmary, he'll flip on PotUS.

by D.J. Dave T! June 8, 2018

Friend Jail

The act of adding someone on Facebook, and not being confirmed or ignored, but not being given an answer. Thus, you may not send the person another friend request. Thereby, placing you in Friend Jail.

"Hey I tried to add that hot girl on Facebook, and she hasn't added me yet, but I can't send her another request. Maybe she doesn't get on much."

"Look at her wall dude, she's on everyday. You're in friend jail."

by hale.eagles5 December 16, 2011

Air Jail

The act of holding a animal up as a punishment limiting their movement.

Person 1: My fat ass cat stole my chicken nuggets.

Person 2: Put him in air jail.

by 69nahfam420 January 18, 2023

Horny Jail

When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.

Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."

by Blysterz October 19, 2020

Jailey

A beautiful girl. She is nice to everyone and one of the most caring girls you've ever met. Her heart is made of gold. Her smile lights up the rooms. All the guys will want her, the girls will hate her. She will the one that no one will forget!

Remember when I dated that Jailey girl? She was amazing.

by SJM0188 December 20, 2016

jail cover

This term refers to using another person as a scapegoat or fall guy for your criminal endeavours. If the cops ever come around asking questions, you simply blame the jail cover. Ideally, your jail cover would be a complete and oblivious fucking moron who could easily be taken advantage of. It is good if they look up to you and want to be like you, so usually a person younger than yourself would be used. They are often forced to do grunt work that nobody else wants to do until the time comes for them to actually be arrested and serve their ultimate purpose.

Bubbles- "Don't you feel bad that Corey and Trevor went to jail for something you did?"

Ricky- "No. They're just fucking jail cover. Nothing more."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

Jail Soup

Ramen Noodles that you purchase from the commissary when in jail and only cost about 50 cents. The brand that comes in the Styrofoam cup is the most common in county jails.

I don't eat jail soup no more. I ate that like everyday when I was locked down.

by Livy-Liv October 19, 2006