Jarod kross

A good boy

I wanna suck a "jarod kross™" tbh

by _Rooby_ April 18, 2018

Pulling a Jarod

When an Individual, or group of people are acting In an Immature, or Childish fashion. Often ending In an Intense fit of Rage. Generally for no reason.

Wow, he actually said that. He's definitely pulling a Jarod!

by Lord_Dielan_Island July 1, 2016

Floppy Jarod

A floppy Jarod occurs when a man's dick is super hard, and then suddenly an ugly-ass person and/or thing comes in, and he is turned off. Immediately his dick turns into a floppy Jared.

Person 1: I was so hard last night until I saw my girlfriend's pussy.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.

by Johnny Smores. April 4, 2009

christopher jarod

A basic white boy with special needs a lot of money and is a mamas boy, a good friend at times , acts gay but likes pussy, and is a hipocrite at times

Boy: Christopher Jarod is such a coon

Girl: omg I love him he is my bgf

by alexxa3245 May 5, 2017

dirty jarod

dirty jarod is the sexual act of performing anal sex with fresh honey as lube with either 1 or 3 men never two.

What’d u get up to last night ?
I had a dirty jarod with my coworkers

by Real cactus November 18, 2023

Jared, 19

a reference to the vine that goes "waddup im jared im 19 and i never fucking learned how to read" by josh kennedy. if you see this in a comment, basically they are saying they wish they never read whatever was on the post, or that they wish they couldn't read.

it's posts like these that make me wish i was jared, 19

by hecking September 15, 2018

Jared Baird

a guy who says 'yeet' too much

go subscribe to Jared Baird's YouTube!

by norah hehe July 30, 2016