japonicar

Term for a japanese car used by pakis and asian's, usally followed by "Bin Taxi Mate"

Mustaffa : Is it Japonicar Mate
Bert: No you stupid Paki
Musaffa: Has it bin Taxi Mate
Bert: Im bored of you now fuck off to your own country and take your 10 kids

Physical examples: Nissan Sunny, Nissan Almera, Nissan Primera, Nissan Micra, Honda Accord, Honda Civic, Toyota Yaris, Mitsubishi Carisma (Reliable "innit")

by Bert and Mustaffa March 27, 2007

Japooties

(pl) - Chocolate Covered Almonds

I went to the supermarket and got a box of Japooties, then I went home and played Donghammer on the XBox 180.

by Frock Donghammer March 15, 2012

japooties

Chocolate covered almonds

"While you were gone Mom, Dad and I ate japooties!"

by deepwank March 15, 2012

Japoo

The art of defecating whilst in the country Japan.

Be right guys, I just need to take a quick Japoo.

*comes back after Japooing
"Ah Nathan, how was your Japoo?"
"Excellent thanks Steve"

by nathan and steve February 24, 2020

Jabooned

Completly and utterly messed up. Tore up, jacked up.

1. I can't believe that Robert paid $40.00 for his hairdo and it is still jabooned.

2. Lord, I got so jabooned last night I was jumping off the roof topless.

3. Shae can't get a new car because they pulled his credit and it was all jabooned.

4. Brittney lost her job and now her life is very jabooned.

by Zinkyyy July 17, 2009

Japootie

Another name for a chocolate-covered almond

The local sports team is selling japooties again this year, stock up!

Man, I love japooties!

by Japootie March 15, 2012

japoof

To jump and then just jump again

Payton was japoofing on a matress. #LIT

by Jopoofer9000 April 24, 2017