January 1st

National Jerk Off Day a day to jerk off.

“Hey dude it’s January 1st, National Jerk Off Day. Wanna jerk off?”

by LilGreenFry November 3, 2019

January 1st

National “start a year long relationship day” your crush has tos say Yes!

Person1: hey do you wana go out with me
Person2: hell no, your ugly
Person1: It’s January 1st
Person2: Shit
1 year later, person2: We’re done

by GlizzyGobler69420 December 3, 2020

january 1st

simp for an anime character day

"hey, it's january 1st. pick an anime character to simp for."

by killuaswife December 22, 2020

January 1st

January 1st is national dttwt (dream team twitter) selfie day

Fan:hey! Its January 1st and dream posted something on twitter
Dttwt:FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

by Please i need a name December 24, 2020

January 1st

January 1st is National skip school day!

Mum: 'Why aren't you going to school?'

Me: 'It's January 1st, National skip school day!'
Mum: 'Oh, okay, get comfy.'

by Crazykady09 November 6, 2020

January 1st

It’s a new year and supposed to be a new you shoot your damn shot already!

“Hey ___ it’s January 1st the new year so I figured id shoot my shot!”

by Kaylee Feehley December 29, 2020

January 1st

If you are born on this day you seem nice but you are a whole lot of fucking crazy!

Examples: Stephen & Tatum

Person: January 1st is when crazy people are born!!

by RCGE January 24, 2021