Jan

An individual who is the first to fall into a slumberous state, or choose to return to their home, after the consumption of various alcoholic beverages etc.
“You really janned out last night”
“Are you really going to jan before midnight?”
*sips a water* “that’s something Jan would do”
“I’m janning out
“On a a scale of 1 to jan, how tired are you?”
by Sfitty April 27, 2018
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Jan

Clumsy forgetful lady who forgets to put an ad in the Yellow Pages. Not on good terms with her boss
Boss: "Jan where's our ad in the yellow pages directory?"
*jan runs out of the building like a common fool
Boss (out of the window): "not happy jan!"
by prujay January 19, 2015
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jewsy as they get
Guy 1: Did you get your marks back?
Guy 2: Yeah I failed
Guy 3: Oh you just got Janned
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Jan is a person with one eyebrow. Most Jans are cunts. The amount of cuntness is proportional with the size of the eyebrow. Jan likes to destroy people's life - therefor he is very hated.
"Oh did you see that Jan? Such a cunt"
by Jan is a cunt with one eyebrow January 28, 2015
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Va Jan Jan

"That bitches Va Jan Jan is showing"
"Bloody fuckin Va Jan Jan!"
by Beckaboo77xo October 24, 2006
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Jans usthe best boy of the earth.he verry good at fucking and he gif you to much hugs .at school he's a horror kid but he don't like school .what he likes is smoking in de garden from his friends
He'nice
YES jans is nice
by Ssnnkkeerrrtttuuppyyoouuxx October 20, 2019
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Jan

Jan is your above average gigachad with an incredibly enormous penis. He will always brag about it but once you first see it, you’ll want to use it more often.
-Omg did you see the size of that thing? That must be Jan!
by Raw-_-glizzy November 23, 2021
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