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Jangle

'Jang' is a noun meaning 'testicle' that has many uses and derivatives. When used in the plural ('jangs'), it refers to the balls as a whole, thus including the scrotum.

Its most diverse and most used derivative is it's verb form, 'jangle'. Strictly defined, this means to strike a male in the balls but 'jangle' has seen other uses resultant of its noun form, 'jangler' (see below). Thus, when used with a direct object (generally a name), 'jangle' means to strike said direct object in the balls. However, when used intransitively, it means to act like a jangler (definition two).

'Jangler' is the gerund noun form of 'jangle'. It has two meanings: first, it is more strictly defined as one who strikes males in the balls. Less strictly, however, it can also be used as a label for one who is equally distasteful as a nut-puncher, generally one who is arrogant, deceptive, or foolish.
"My jangs are itchy today."

"Whoa! Did you see how hard Frank just got jangled?"
"Look at Roger jangling around over there."

"Protect your balls; I hear there's a jangler about."
"Jon just told me he can bench more than that body-builder. What a jangler!"
by GBC The Box November 28, 2009
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jangle

The sound of two testicles smacking together.
I got balls that jingle, jangle, jingle.
by Buzz Cola October 22, 2003
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Jangle

(v.) to fail miserably, to be prone to suckiness, to commit a jangle
Man, you jangle at soccer.
by McGleech February 3, 2005
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Jangling

Performing poorly in whatever matter is immediately at hand.
"Yo, Barrett, quit jangling," said Eric.
by IRAQ September 5, 2005
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Jangle

Jangling is a slap match between two people where they attempt to slap each-other in the face. It's similar to boxing, but is informal and is slapping.
Telling someone you are going to jangle them is essentially telling them you will slap them in the face.
"Guys stop jangling"
"I'll jangle the sh*t out of you son"
by Syrus21 August 26, 2012
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Jangle

Another term for your phallus.
Uhh somebody got their jangle stuck in the dishwasher again.
by TVX January 24, 2005
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jangle

an unidentified or hypothetical group of people known for wrong-doing or otherwise jank behavior.
that tube top and ripped peasant skirt is pure fug jangle.
by linac July 2, 2005
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