Jahan

A guy who will brighten up your very worst day with a smile. If looks into a broken mirror, it will come back together. Always makes you laugh and is hotter than the sun. He is the type of guy you would tell everything to, because he is trustworthy and a true man. He is not the norm, he is original. He looks at girls through inner beauty and is super cute. Everyone wants to date him... he is the reason of existence.

Omg, you know a Jahan, your so cool.

by klovesdv February 13, 2012

Jackhammering

A man’s RAPID motioned sex style that gives ZERO PLEASURE to a woman. Jackhammering is a style used by AVID PORN WATCHERS.

“He was jackhammering me and it hurt my vagina.”

by Lagtx February 24, 2019

Jahanvi

Ganga river; daughter of Yaksha the wise

She is so wise, she could be a Jahanvi.

by cartrman September 9, 2011

JaKhari

Is probably one of the best basketball player to live he sexy asf and probably can still your girl watch out and he or she is smart asf

JaKhari will take your girl watch out

by Fhgg hg dhhgf February 3, 2021

puking jackhammer

The act of preforming the jackhammer from behind while a girl is puking her guts out in the toilet after a hard night of drinking. The contractions of the naughty muscles during a heave must be a delight to be experienced. Always hold her hair out of her face and rub her back (two-ball compound optional) for extra points and to show her that you really did care!

Guy #1 "Dude, I picked up that cum dumpster at the bar last night and got a puking jackhammer!"
Guy #2 "No shit?" "How was it?"
Guy #1 "My unit is shaped like a peanut today!"

by frainslug February 2, 2006

Jahanara

Queen of the World / Universe -Jahanara-"Princess of Princesses" -Year 1627, India-Princess Jahanara, the favorite daughter of Shah Jahan and his wife Mumtaz Mahal, for whom the Taj Mahal was built. In turn, Jahanara’s diary entries reveal to young people a royal world of privilege, treachery, tradition, joy, and tragedy. Princess Jahanara was indeed a young woman of great intelligence and tolerance. If she had been able to rule, I am completely confident that she would have been in the tradition of her father and great-grandfather. Jahanara lives in luxury, with "thirty servants and eight elephants trained especially for me." She has her own spacious living quarters, with walls inlaid with jewels, and a marble, bathing basin surrounded with flowers and vials of perfume. She is loved by all and is especially close to her mother Ami, who calls her, "my precious jewel." She learns that women, although hidden behind screens from public view, have power: They see and hear everything. In the later part of life, Jahanara's grief turns to gratitude. She is profoundly thankful for the time she and Ami shared on earth together. She says if she were to be reincarnated, as the Hindus believe, all she could wish for would be for Ami to be her mother again. Jahanara concludes her journal, would be "all the richness I would ever need. Indeed there would be a splendor in my life no gold could match."

scholastic.com/dearamerica/parentteacher/guides/royaldiaries/jahanara.htm

by jahanara December 25, 2009

Albuquerque jackhammer

Occurs when a female thrusts her pelvis forcefully and repeatedly into the face of someone performing cunnilingus on her, causing rapid collisions of her pubic bone and the muff diver's face (and thus crudely emulating a jackhammer). These violent collisions may result in bruising of the victim's face and, in particularly violent cases, broken bones. The Albuquerque jackhammer usually occurs inadvertently as a result of extreme ecstasy felt by the female, and in such cases she is either unaware of the violent motions she is carrying out or aware of them but unable to stop or control them. In rare cases an Albuquerque jackhammer may be carried out intentionally by a woman, usually to seek revenge on an ex-lover whom she has seduced into performing cunnilingus on her under the false pretense that they have become fuck buddies. In such cases of revenge, the female will usually trap the unsuspecting victim in a headlock with her thighs, so as to enable a merciless rain of blows upon his face without him escaping.

"Jesus, John! Your face is so horribly bruised! What happened?"

"Well, I saw Sarah last night at a bar, and she came up to me and said she still had feelings for me and wanted to be fuck buddies. Naturally, I obliged, and the next thing I know she has me in a headlock with her thighs giving me an Albuquerque jackhammer! I was in the ER all night."

"Good God, man."

by corsendonk September 21, 2009