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Jabum

hey that brothers a Jabum
by bantam316 February 23, 2020
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jackmayifold

can i put my balls in your jaw (your jaw) balls in your jaw. can i, can i
hey do you know jackmayifold?
can i put my balls in your jaw (your jaw) balls in your jaw. can i, can i
by lovequacks 😁😁😁 July 18, 2021
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Johnny-Jackmo

A person who will waste your time while you're trying to sell them something, and has no money whatsoever. First used by Terry Jones in 1992.
That mother fucker is a johnny-jackmo. He'll never buy a new car.
by XxP0wd3rxX November 4, 2011
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Nasty Jacuzzi

When you ejaculate into a belly button (your own or someone else's) and then another person uses a straw to blow bubbles into it, hence a tiny nasty jacuzzi.

Now, if they drink it, well that's a whole new thing.
-Dude, Barbara and I did a Nasty Jacuzzi yesterday.
-WOAH, Who made the bubbles?
-I'd never tell.
by Arg-Gamerdude December 3, 2019
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jacuzzi mcdoogle

A girl prepares a bowl, nay, a chalice, of warm milk and grabs a number of straws (preferably four).

The man places his balls in the goblet of milk as the woman places the straws in. She then proceeds to blow into the straws, creating a jacuzzi of warm milk around the man's balls inside said holy grail.

Always go 2% milk. On holidays use eggnog.
girl: *blows into staws*
guy #1: OUUUUGGAAHWWWWWWW yes.

--the next day--
guy #1: last night my girl gave me a jacuzzi mcdoogle, bro
guy #2: what kinda milk?
guy #1: 2%, duh
by Steezywhitekid December 16, 2011
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jackmunch

jackmunch (jak' munsh) n. ME. jacke monsh < OFr. jaquemonche "Jacob the Cockgobbler" 1. a nickname, generally profane, indicating a person who engages in sodomy, i.e., illicit humming 2. a contraction of jack-ass and dickmunch 3. a contraction of jacktard and fuckmunch 4. an unpleasant person.
1. "That motherfucker is a dicksmacking jackmunch."
2. "You cumcatching jackmunch."
3. "I told my fucking sucktard that her dicktarded boyfriend is an assgoblin jackmunch."
4. "Sir, you are, simply put, a jackmunch."
by Robert de Mayenne June 29, 2004
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jacuzzi bag

when a girl takes a half cup of warm water and pours it in her mouth along with a set of a guys testicles. she then procedes to gargle around simulating a bubbly jacuzzi
Drew: Yo bro, that McSlut that we DP'd last week saw me at the party last night. I took her back to the room and she performed an amazing jacuzzi bag on my man set. It was fuckin awesome.
by Gingermaster August 8, 2008
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