Jack Squat

Something you don't know.

I don't know jack squats about music

by Mr13BF July 9, 2012

Jack Squat

The act of masturbating while crouched directly over the face of someone that is sleeping. Upon nearing completion, you let out a yell so the sleeping recipient wakes up in horror while you simultaneously finish.

Bill gave his girlfriend a Jack Squat during her evening nap, suffice to say they're not together anymore.

by The Squater April 24, 2019

Janksquad

A word to conver dismissiveness or disregard for someone or something.

"I don't like him, he's so janksquad."

by Calccrew2k16 September 4, 2016

Sacksquatch

It means the same as “Flounder Pubes,” but it’s much more refined.

Damn..that dudes got a Sacksquatch!!

by MattOnline February 22, 2008

Backsquat

(Adjective) to squat onto a penis

Excuse me love would you like to do a few backsquats on my penis

by Clearwater78 July 31, 2016

Jackqua

Way too hot to handle! Has the ability to release ones inner desires and unleash pleasure accordingly!

That girl last night was such a Jackqua

by DirtyDesiresCo September 16, 2022

Jarsquat instinct

The innate urge to squeeze glass objects with a hand or other orifice until it shatters.

Ronald: hey Bill, you ever get jarsquat instinct while stocking preserves?
Bill while intensely clutching a jar of jam: how did you figure out?

by Jank Sinatra September 11, 2023