Jacksterbation

The combined process of jacking off and masterbating.

"The only way I could think to celebrate the end of the work week was with an intense jacksterbation"

by Frankie "J" Leisure October 18, 2008

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Jacksnake

When a redneck needs a verb but can't think of a real verb, they use jacksnake.

I'm just gonna jacksnake the ranch from you.

by Ganononom November 6, 2020

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To get really drunk and wild in a short time.

If you can imagine a car on jackstands and you crank it hold the throttle wide open and then someone pushes the car down off the jackstands and it hits the ground spinning and all over the place. Well this is how we descibe how we will start an afternoon before a big party

I don't know about you but ima kick it off the jackstands as soon as i get off work

by Rodney Wingfield October 22, 2004

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jacksterpiece

1.) a concentrated collage of personal effects found to be sexually stimulating to the viewer; intended to be viewed during masturbation.

2.) a tool primarily used for bringing oneself to orgasm; a fake vagina

1.) "I was able to fit pictures of a nude midget, my half-naked ex-girlfriend, and 4 black guys pounding one white girl in this sweet jacksterpiece last night. My wrist STILL hurts!"

2.) "Alright, well, I'm gonna stop off at the sex toy shop and pick up a jacksterpiece on my way home. I totally ripped my last one."

by fffreddy August 13, 2010

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jacksnot

Another term for semen. It's the snot that is produced from jacking off.

Dez was freaked out as him mom came into his room just as finished rockin' it. He immediately put his hands covered in jacksnot behind his back hoping she would not want a goodnight hug.

by von groovy September 15, 2017

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