J.D. Power Award

Participation trophies car companies say they have so their car sounds good (when in reality they're extremely easy to get)

Car Company: "We have a J.D. power award!"
Person: Aren't those extremely easy to get and you can even pay for them?

by DylanPaterson October 21, 2020

J D Salinger

J D Salinger Jerome David Salinger is an American Author who has passed into legendary status due to his works, The Catcher In
The Rye, Nine Stories, Franny and Zooey etc.

his work centres around disaffection, rebellion, Zen, philosophy and the fictional Glass family. Young children are often seen to offer salvation to those corrupted by the world.

His legendary status is also confirmed by his withdrawal from the publishing world around forty years ago. He has not published any work since this time and currently lives in Cornish, New Hampshire, in a house reported to be full of floor-to-ceiling cabinets containing unpublished works. Attempts to discover more about Salinger have always ended in failure. He just doesn't want people to know!

Over-enthusiastic literature student: "I'm gonna go meet my hero, J D Salinger!"

Jaded yet horny literature professor: "Shut up I'm trying to take advantage of the trust and respect of my female students to get them into bed."

by Zyggy June 8, 2007

J.D. Salinger

Author of catcher in the rye.
After becoming so famous he became a hermit and does not leave his house, do interviews, or anything.

J.D. Salinger just sits in his house and waits to die.

by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007

j'd in my p's

A shortening of the ever-popular catch phrase "I jizzed in my pants."

Korean #1: Hey I heard StarCraft 2 is coming out in late 2009.
Korean #2: Yeah, when Blizzard announced that, I j'd in my p's.

by mastashih April 3, 2009

J.D McDuffie

Longtime NASCAR independent campaigner J.D. McDuffie was bucking heavy odds by 1991. With corporate sponsorship financing most of the teams, McDuffie's homespun operation was only able to qualify for a few NASCAR Winston Cup events. McDuffie attempted to qualify 14 times in '91, but only made the field for five events. In the Aug. 11 race on the Watkins Glen road course, McDuffie lost a wheel and slammed into a retaining barrier. Tragically, he died in the acceident. McDuffie competed in races from 1963 to 1991, logging 106 top-10 finishes, but no wins. In October 1998, NASCAR driver Bobby Hillin, Jr. swore he saw the ghost of McDuffie standing in the very spot where his car hit the retaining berriers, while Hillin was in a testing session on the course. Though nobody believed him.

"J.D McDuffie has over 650 starts in the NASCAR Nextel Cup Series."

by nascarman April 27, 2005

j'd'em

Making a shot right in someone's face. They could be playin great D and you still nail the shot. This term was made popular in Jersey 34 BBall camp back in 2000.

Imma name my son J'd'em, cause he gonna get my ability to make J's

J'd'em!

by D-Block_NJ April 23, 2006

J.D. Drew

career underachiever who signed a 5 year/$70 million contract with the Red Sox before the 2007 season; in return for his $14 million salary, he gave the team yet another subpar underachieving season (.270 average, 11 home runs and 64 RBI). He redeemed himself a little in the playoffs (.314 average, 1 HR, 11 RBI in 14 games) but still not enough to justify that salary - also has a lingering shoulder injury that might cause his arm to fall off at any time just like Chad Pennington

If J.D. Drew, Chad Pennington and Eric Mangini (the so-called Mangenius) got into a fight in a schoolyard, both Pennington and Drew's arms would fall off, and Mangini would walk away and tell the principal, and subsequently would lose his starting quarterback and lead the J!E!T!S! JETS JETS JETS to an amazing 1-15 season and get fired not for having a bad season, but for being too paranoid about people stealing his signs.

by andy40250 November 24, 2007