Jäger Monster

A delicious concoction. A unique blend of Jägermeister and fresh squeezed lemonade. Perfect to drink at any occasion (Wedding, Party, Funeral, Boys Night, Orgy, Etc). Warning: If consumed too often might cause serious liver damage!

I drank the Jäger Monster last night to forget my emotional pain and instead impregnated my cousin!

by Creepy Homewrecker C March 24, 2021

Jäger Brain

When you are doing something so stupid people think you're drunk on Jägermeister

Jäger Brain Meister

by RoseRed669 January 27, 2023

Jäger

1 .- German word for "hunter".
2 .- Military units specialized in "skirmishing", "sharpshooting" and "runners".
3 .- "JägerMeister" Alcoholic beverage known for it's original development form cough syrup.
4 .- Also used as a Surname in Germanic speaking countries.

1.- "That guy is a Jäger for he is hunting buck."
2.- "I was playing a Total war franchise game and I didn't notice that they had jägers."

3.- "Dude this JägerMeister is gonna leave us raw tomorrow morning"
4.- "Do you know that character from Attack on titan the one named Eren Jäger??"

by RagnarMeister December 28, 2017

Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger

A phrase from Attack on Titan (an anime)

Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger

Translation:
They are the food and we are the hunters

by juliaking February 8, 2017

Jäger-brating

To celebrate with friends drinking Jägermeister.

Happy Birthday! When are we Jäger-brating?

by Scotty Killjoy March 15, 2015

dirty jäger

When your riding on a motorcycle blasting heavy metal and fuckin a chick spider style then hit a railroad track and slip out then back in to your chicks ass while never spilling your beer.

That dude's crazy..

I heard he landed a Dirty Jäger on his chick last night going over the tracks after the party.

by DaddyMetal November 11, 2020

Dirty Jäger

Defined as the act of riding a motorcycle while having sex and after hitting a bump or railroad track the man slips out and re-enters into the woman's anus.

Did you see the look on her face after we crossed the tracks? That bump must have done her a dirty jäger

by DaddyMetal November 11, 2020