cuts apples with a knife, then eats them. Because they think its makes them a more etiquitte indiviual. They shower often, and don't pluck their eyebrows. But they are stunning anyways. They have a limited wardrobe but seem to never run out of new clothes. Very athletic but act like a awkward girl. They like to lounge around the house all day in either too small or oversized housecoats. They do odd things like carve pencil crayons with kitchen knives, or chew plastic spoons. Quite often have older and much hotter sister who are alomost an inch shorter but make up for that loss of height in at-it-tude !
Melissa J. B. kick ass, to put it simply !
Melissa J. B. kick ass, to put it simply !
Person #1 I was playing basket ball last night
Person #2 Oh, any Melissa. J. B. s in the other team?
Person #1 Why are you cutting up that apple
Person #2 Oh I don't know..
Person #1 Pulling a Mel J. B
Person #2 Oh, any Melissa. J. B. s in the other team?
Person #1 Why are you cutting up that apple
Person #2 Oh I don't know..
Person #1 Pulling a Mel J. B
by kaygurk! February 11, 2010
Get the Melissa. J. B. mug.W.M.E.J. - Abbreviation, for World’s Most Expensive Jam. This is in relation to a very expensive pot of jam, usually strawberry or raspberry which sits in the cupboard and is never often used.
Another feature of the jam is that although very expensive, it usually does not taste any better than a supermarket’s own.
Owners of the jam, are usually under worked, or spoiled students who live, sorry sponge, off their parents.
Another feature of the jam is that although very expensive, it usually does not taste any better than a supermarket’s own.
Owners of the jam, are usually under worked, or spoiled students who live, sorry sponge, off their parents.
"Hey man,how are you? ... Hey, whats that in the cupboard?"
"Oh, thats just W.M.E.J. that Dan bought. It sits right on the shelf there. Yep."
-All names are fiction and may or may not be true or based upon a real person.
"Oh, thats just W.M.E.J. that Dan bought. It sits right on the shelf there. Yep."
-All names are fiction and may or may not be true or based upon a real person.
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A person who goes to High School in Canada. She takes part in bragging about everything that she does and talks negatively about pretty much everything and also constantly talks about her sexual history.
She partakes in conversing with the people around her even though realistically she has NO real friends. She also has a thing for complaining about how her life sucks majority of the time and that everyone is trying to bring her down.
She partakes in conversing with the people around her even though realistically she has NO real friends. She also has a thing for complaining about how her life sucks majority of the time and that everyone is trying to bring her down.
Melissa J. says she had sex with *insert imaginary number here* guys.
Melissa J. argues about how her day sucks and everyone is trying to bring her down. If you ever meet someone like this, it is best to not be friends with her or else you will have a major drama every 5 seconds.
Melissa J. argues about how her day sucks and everyone is trying to bring her down. If you ever meet someone like this, it is best to not be friends with her or else you will have a major drama every 5 seconds.
by Khaini May 19, 2010
Get the Melissa J. mug.Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.
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Get the Megan J. H. mug.JME, a grime artist from London. He is possibly the smartest grime artist around, he 'spits' the best lyrics, he isn't as big as his brother, Skepta. JME has produced great tracks such as 'Serious' 'Food' 'CD is dead'. He puts a lot of effort in to his music videos and isn't your average grime artist. He hardly talks about violence or crime, if he does so it is in a negative attitude. He is a massive gamer and loves fighting games, however that does not reflect his personality.
Person One - "Man! You heard JME's new remix?"
Person Two - "Yeah, he is so much better than Skepta!"
Person Two - "Yeah, he is so much better than Skepta!"
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