itis monster

The Itisuaraus Monstrus AKA the itis monster, is a being ment only to inflict utter fear, pain, sorrow, and general tireredness into its victims. The itis monster can be found in various locations, but most comonly in such holy sites as Oakland, a southern kitchen, and Uncle Frank's. The mating season for the itis monster apears to be from Thanksgiving untill Catfish after catfish (March 21, from 7 am till 1 minute after dark), as well as a Sunday dinner thats starts cooking on Saturday. To be noted, the itis monster is not the only thing that can bring the itis, but is only a byproduct, one of an itis that causes permanent physical and phychological damage . It can also be noted that the giants from Spartan: Total Warrior can are a good example of the physical apperance of the itis monster

Me: OH LHOAD!!! (oh lord) SAVE ME FROM THIS SUFREN. THE ITIS
Chris: DAMMT BOY! YOU GET IN MY DAMN COLLARDS AGAIN. MAKE SOME BOOGIE WOOGIE MONKY FOOD AGAIN. (Good fellow, have you partaken in a feast of this so called "Soul food")
Me: NAH, aint never...Aint....ne...va.. itis monster ...(falls asleap, while internal organs are being smashed by stomach)
Chris: Thata teach ya, dumb African

--OR--

Habudahebudahebudahiblidah bhwa whawhahleaa
call of the itis monster

by CaptinThizzleSword January 9, 2008

Itis’ed out

When you are feeling so high, drunk and full at the same time. They are Itis’ed out! Even if they don’t want to admit it.

Friend 1: bro.. I feel something..
Friend 2: what do you feel bro..
Friend 1: bro,
Friend 2: I’m so drunk, full and high.
Friend 1: bro you’re itis’ed out.
Friend 2: yeah you’re right we’re totally itis’ed out

Omar & Tarek xxx

by Suna June 18, 2019

Bruh-itis

Constantly using the word bruh to respond to any incoming information.

Tammie: You always respond to every text I send with bruh, I think you have Bruh-itis

Blake: Bruh

by SmiggyBalls911 November 17, 2019

The Itis

When you eat a large amount of food and soon after feel really tired

Man that half apps gave me the itis

by niggrumps September 29, 2014

Nipple-itis

What happens when your nipples get hard in very cold weather. This happens to men and women. In some cases, nipple-itis can be seen if clothing is tight enough.

It's so cold out, I have nipple-itis.
Did you see Donna's nipple-itis?

by Kip Kooper February 1, 2013

Marquise-itis

A disease originated by Marquise-the-fucked-up-bandido. Diagnosed by doctors, this disease causes people to royally fuck up. #mini sinep

Friend: damn, I just fucked up
Me: you just got Marquise-itis

by The AAC December 27, 2015

rossi-itis

A virulent disease causing inflammation of the cerebral cortex resulting in severe loss of the sufferer's cognitive faculties and zombie-like effects. It is highly contagious but is transmitted to only those with below average intelligence who are exposed to contact with yellow merchandise emblazoned with the number "46". Curiously, sufferers feel no ill effects and actually experience a kind of mass euphoria for most of their lives except for roughly 18 times per year when they are simultaneously struck with deep depression for a full week commencing on a Sunday. They compensate for this by watching replays of old races where Rossi has beaten his fiercest rivals.

David: What's wrong with Jackie and Raymond? They seem unable to focus and are running around like they've lost their minds.
Fred: They have, mate, they suffer from rossi-itis.

Grant: I just saw Borish crying on TV. What's the go?
Nonie: He has a severe case of rossi-itis and just heard that Rossi missed out on winning the championship. Again.

by Fred Eyre August 2, 2017