black guy: what did you get as your side?
white girl: collards.
black guy: hahahahahah...what?????? Say that again.
white girl: collards.
black guy: hahahahahah...what?????? Say that again.
by fght4yrmnd January 14, 2011

Man 1: "yo you got that stack of money foo?"
Man 2: "yeah bro I keep my Collard Greens on me at all times"
Man 2: "yeah bro I keep my Collard Greens on me at all times"
by chaweman August 17, 2021

by Co11ard Greens February 04, 2019

by turnip2k14 July 08, 2014

white guy-"what are collard greens any way?"
black guy-"they is like spinach."
white guy-"so why dont you just eat spinach?"
black guy-"..."
black guy-"they is like spinach."
white guy-"so why dont you just eat spinach?"
black guy-"..."
by Tyranosuarus Effing Awesome December 20, 2007

plant similar to cabbage, popular in southern US. served up with cornbread. mentioned in the movie 'Friday'
'you even trying to eat lobster and drink champagne?...you strictly a collard green corn bread baby, if anybody know, i know'- sample from lil' kim's 'came back for you'
by me old fruity October 07, 2005

by Pablo Cervantes December 03, 2021
