I think you'll find

Opening to an explanation, typically a contradiction, where the speaker is implying in a none-too-subtle manner that the other person could well be among the stupidest person in existence (ever) for not knowing this.

Dude A: "I'm pretty sure that 2 and 2 is 4"
Dude B: "I think you'll find it's at least 5."
Subtext: "I am superior in every way. You have shit for brains. QED"

by Johnny Rod April 28, 2009

When I masturbate I think of you

What normal, rational girls don't want to hear.

After band class, some random kid told me "When I masturbate I think of you."

by Jinx (Name already Used) December 27, 2010

I think we should see other people

A crappy way to break up with someone.

J: I think we should see other people
K: Yeah, me too.

by Moofasa!! August 4, 2005

I think so

A way of saying that you don't know but want to make it look like you might know. Similar to saying "I'm pretty sure," but could also mean "I'm not totally sure."

Soldad: Did you do your homework?
Sonia: I think so.

Jeff: Is the final tomorrow?
Lola: I think so.

Chris: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!
Jackie: I think so.
Chris: Is that a yes or a no?

by Insufficient Postage May 9, 2006

i think i looked cute wbu

when you feel insecure about your physical appearance so you say that you look cute to make u feel confident, but all you want is just for people to compliment you

hey look at this picture of me in this outfit, i think i looked cute wbu *nervous laugh*

by rziaaaa November 9, 2018

I think my pig is whistling

The German version of oh my god but for when something unbelievable happens.

Not used much in modern Germany, probably because it sounds so ridiculous

Person 1: The government has announced the existence of aliens!
Person 2: I think my pig is whistling!?!?

by Chef_Bot August 5, 2023

himariueharas (going to be outdated soon i think)

a bandori tiktok creator who post edits, jokes, and i don’t know the rest.

“oh himariueharas tagged me in the 80th post today”

himariueharas (going to be outdated soon i think)- noun i think.

by catgirlrei February 24, 2021