Item-Fagging

Exclusively used in Mario Kart Double Dash.
The act of staying in the back of the race and collecting all of the good items.

Arthur: Wow, look at Eric Item-Fagging in the back.
Bill: Yea, what a bitch.

by jbawesomesticks October 11, 2016

series of actionable items

I'm not sure what it is, but it definitely isn't a plan.

We had no plan from the previous administration. They simply gave us a series of actionable items.

by Bartholomew Roberts April 8, 2004

blind item

When a gossip columnist doesn't have enough evidence to support a claim about a celebrity, where naming said celebrity would result in a lawsuit, giving no names but mild clues to the celebrity's identity in the latest gossip.

Today's Blind Item: "Which blonde is no longer giving sweet kisses to her boy-band husband?"

by Kevyn January 3, 2006

item whore

Someone in an online game or video game that likes hoarding items for either selling those items later or to prevent other people from obtaining them.

"Wow, what's all these digging holes in your town?"

"Oh, I have burried a lot of items that I didn't have room for in my house outside."

"You're such an item whore."

by The Submitter formally known as Kirbz December 31, 2006

Item 9

ILLEGAL!

Item 9: ILLEGAL!

by Archerbot July 13, 2009

Comedian's Item

Someone/Something any comediam crack jokes about in a major way.

Bush is definitely a comedian's item.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 12, 2006

Sweet Items Dude

A phrase used to "put down" an opposing Mario Kart Double Dash player. Saying "Sweet Items Dude" implies that they are last place in the race and are getting great items in order to catch up.

Robert: Jack, Sweet Items Dude, i forgot how good you were at this game.

Jack: OHHHH i forgot about that clause in the contract, feed it to Pedtke.

by Robert James The Third March 25, 2007