Irrationalite

A term coined to describe gullible people who buy into propaganda over valid data. It can be used as a general insult that transcends gender, race, cultures, nationalities, politics and religion.

"That fucking irrationalite."
"Kay is such an irrationalite."
"Can you believe that irrationalite? Did he seriously just say he is pro life?"
"Amanda is such a douchebag irrationalite."

by Nov666 January 5, 2017

Irrectional

When you are so horny and/or sexually frustrated that you become irritable, argumentative or exercise terrible sexual judgment (e.g., beer googles, failing to use protection, etc.). May also cause squabbles and skirmishes with one’s significant other.

Because he was cranky all morning, Mary said, “you’re hangry, eat something.” Jeff replied, “no, I’m just irrectional; we haven’t had sex in a month!”

by Shsgh1031 April 2, 2019

Irrational Rationalization

"Irrational Rationalization", or "IR", is a commonplace, non-communicable infection of cranial cognition. People whom are exposed to this infection display a number of degraded brain cells, deprivation of motor skills, and failure to comprehend logic. "IR" is displayed when one, online, debates a fairly irrelevant point to an other. Hence the name, rationalization shown by the person infected is at a very low layer of mentality. For example, when the person debates about a sort of social media plot, the host will use derogatory language, such as, "faggot", a slang term created by humans because why not. Hosts also show many usages of deus ex machina, cutting into the other conflicts of people. One more way people exhibit "IR" is by collapsing on their own statements. This is a more widespread way of IR, utilized mostly on social media sites.
"IR" has no specific cure. However, "IR" is usually prevented by:
- Thinking more frequently
- Reading a book instead of performing inane stunts for publicity
- Avoiding putting gelid objects on your head
Psychotherapy sessions may be available for diagnosing "IR", although that is very unlikely.

Person A.: "lel your just jelous because your not smart #hashtagsaresoimportant"
Person B.: "According to this, you're jealous of me for having an advanced education in English. Irrational rationalization's bad."
Person C.: "I agree, Person A should take a diagnosis for the IR infection."

by Ninja of Logic August 21, 2014

Irrational Jimmy

A state of mind where the person, place or thing causes complete imaginary chaos that becomes real for about 10 seconds.

Dude, I feel like an irrational Jimmy for a second there.

by urbanwordhunter April 17, 2010

irrational people

A person that is undependable, you cant trust or believe in

fake people are irrational people

by Liyahhhhhh April 24, 2014

irrationalization

The paradoxical outcome of excessive rationalization (efficiency, mass production, etc) in contemporary society

These mass produced, 99 cent, omnipresent umbrellas from China are a great example of irrationalization in contemporary society.

by dragon breath July 5, 2016

irration

Irration is the opposite of ration (which can be defined as a fixed allowance of some kind, ea. food).

Irration is the infinite contribution of whatever you would like. "Ask and you shall receive".

Welcome to your new world! Here you can allow yourself to be the irrational being you truly be. And here's your irration card. It has unlimited amounts of whatsoever you care for and has infinite validity. Have fun!

by Cleareasy March 30, 2018