Definitions by Shsgh1031

Irrectional

When you are so horny and/or sexually frustrated that you become irritable, argumentative or exercise terrible sexual judgment (e.g., beer googles, failing to use protection, etc.). May also cause squabbles and skirmishes with one’s significant other.

Because he was cranky all morning, Mary said, “you’re hangry, eat something.” Jeff replied, “no, I’m just irrectional; we haven’t had sex in a month!”

Irrectional by Shsgh1031 April 2, 2019

ellipsipation 

The anticipation, frustration, and/or excitement experienced when texting with another person and the three dots (or ellipses) appear indicating that the other person is typing a response, but too slowly.

I texted her to ask her out and the three dots popped up, but she still hasn't sent the response; the ellipsipation is killing me!

ellipsipation by Shsgh1031 January 3, 2018