A country that, when we weren't at war with them, we wanted to be, and then when we were at war with them, we wished we weren't.
by Joseph Gurney January 18, 2007
Get the Iraqmug. 
Someone you wouldn't look twice at in the USA, but in Iraq looks pretty fine, especially after the 6 month mark. This difference is exemplified by the numerical female rating system as adapted for use in Iraq. In the USA, this system rates women on a scale of 1-10 where 1 is FUGLY and 10 makes you cream your jeans. In Iraq, only the numbers 0 and 1 are used, much like binary code. A 1 is someone you'd be willing to have sex with because she's iraqable, and a 0 makes you reach for a folded steak.
Leroy: Damn dawg! Check dat ho over dere. Sista be nasty as hell, yo! Look at the guacamole drippin' outta her shorts!
Raoul: Dude, she's iraqable.
Raoul: Dude, she's iraqable.
by TaskForceMung February 15, 2008
Get the iraqablemug. by lolidkboiiii June 18, 2021
Get the Iraqmug. The only Middle-Eastern country that Americans can locate on a map. This is because Americans are ignorant to anything that doesn't involve them.
by xXdarksliderXx September 3, 2005
Get the Iraqmug. 
The looted, chaotic remnants of what was the cradle of civilization, whose priceless historical treasure we failed to protect while protecting the oil ministry with over 200 men. Also known as Texas Junior and the Oil pit. Nobody could doubt that we would crush the hell out of their third-world army, but what for? Where are the weapons of mass destruction?
Elliot: Hey, Jeff, did you hear about Iraq?
Jeff: I heard from the media that we liberated those benevolent peeps who we had always cared for from their evil, Democrat liberal pink-assed commie Heusein, who had WMD pointed right at the U.S., ready to launch on his... 120 mile range... missiles... shut up.
Jeff: I heard from the media that we liberated those benevolent peeps who we had always cared for from their evil, Democrat liberal pink-assed commie Heusein, who had WMD pointed right at the U.S., ready to launch on his... 120 mile range... missiles... shut up.
by Richie T. January 19, 2007
Get the Iraqmug.