Dying by a large crab from seafood poisoning when your zodiac symbol is
Cancer.
Getting a Zodiac symbol of
cancer and developing
cancer.
Being born on December 25th, your parents naming you Jesus, and you end up growing up to be atheist.
Loving literature and being beat down by someone with a book.
Don't you just hate it when
people think there clever but use wrong grammar...
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Ten examples why men are
lazy
1)
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Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled.
I laughed at the irony.
Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.
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Hitting a
kid in the face with a bottle of
Johnson's no more tears.
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Isn't it
funny how in school they replaced blackboards with
white boards because they
work better?
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Writing a 2000 page long book on preserving rain forests.
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And finally, the United States, the most diverse free country, where
people can vote, run by a fucking
idiot.
